hannah montana 

justin bieber in a blonde wig.

dude, did hannah montana's voice just crack?

hannah montana by CO23 June 3, 2010

Montoya 

Down to earth, sweet, caring person. Montoya's are truly beautiful in and out. Montoya's will do anything for the people they love.

John: Have you meet Rachel?
Amy: Yes, she's such a Montoya!

Montoya by Devon December 7, 2014

Montana mega mount 

In order to be achieved, one must be comfortable with his sexuality. It usually takes place after a long drunken night, similar to a rodeo, and requires the fattest, ugliest girl at the bar/party. It is up to you to bring her home with you and your THREE other male friends and get her ready for intercourse. Now the fun begins. One of you rams his penis in her vagina, the other rams his in her anal cavity (the trick is to left her butt off the ground so you can both get a good angle inside her two cavities). your other friend is mounted over her waist tittty fucking her fat breasts, and the fourth friend is mounted over her neck with his penis deep in her mouth. This, is the montana mega mount

Harold: Me and the boys got wasted last night and picked up the ugliest chick in the bar. We intended on having a rodeo with her but Marcus decided we Montana Mega Mount her. We practically stuffed all her holes bro

James: Dude, that's kinda weak..

Montana mega mount by billygoatbilly February 8, 2010

Grandma Montana 

A middle aged woman (or older) who wears clothes designed for preteen or teen aged girls.

Hey, check out the old lady in the hot pink shirt and leggings. That Grandma Montana totally raided the Walmart girls dept.

Grandma Montana by K. Wright February 1, 2009

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.

Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere

Montana Can by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006

Hannah Montana 

A rather large and excessively pale, or whitish tinted piece of feces, often caused by certain diets, intestinal malabsorption or pancreatic disorders.

"Dude! Did you intentionally not flush the toilet so I would see that Hannah Montana you left in there?"

"Heck yeah. Ya' know, it sounded just like Hannah Montana coming out also."

Hannah Montana by John Curtis September 5, 2007

Helena, Montana 

One of the only places in the world where you can see a horse in the Wall-Mart parking lot and still have high speed internet at your house.

Floridan: Dude, why are you wearing a t shirt and shorts when it's 40 degrees outside?
Montanan: I'm from Helena, Montana.
Floridan: Never heard of it.

Helena, Montana by The NinJay January 2, 2012