Momolog

A two page text from your Mom that is overly inclusive and full of emojis, exclamation points and inappropriate use of abbreviations.

Check out the Momolog I just got dude:
Hey honey love you so much and miss you every 2nd of the day :) I know you will be glad to know that dad had his proctology (Lol) appointment yesterday and aside from the obvious discomfort :) of the exam, he seems to be doing OK...He is urinating fine today and his penis is without pain and he only got up during the night 4 times :) I love you so much and I'm so so so proud of you, love Mom

by Teresanursecoach February 7, 2019

Mokology

This is a field of knowledge which has been developed for researching Moku Syndrome. This field inculcates fields of study such as biology, sexology, and theology. Scientists have been studying this phenomenon since the begginning of time. The latest invention in the field is the MOKU DETECTOR 1.0, which is a device detecting the unique wavelengths of Moksh Dhawan to alert individuals of its presence so that they do not fall become a victim of Moku Syndrome.

Bro 1: Man have you decided your college?

Bro 2: Nah man it is so difficult to find good teachers in my course.

Bro 1: What course do you want to take?

Bro 2: I want to study Mokology.

Bro 1: Bro that is the most difficult course, I don't think you can comprehend it. it will be too difficult only gods can study that man.

by Moksh Lover February 29, 2020

Bathroom Monologue

A one-day-diarrhea, result of the last night, when you consumed an excesive amount of peanuts, pizza and beer or any other thing that could make your sunday an anal hell.

- Dude, you didn't came to Ana's sunday hang out. What happened?

- I got a bathroom monologue day.

- Yucks... To much information.

by Santino89 September 25, 2011

Mobologist

A fake "scientist" that studies the mafia and mob involvement in modern history. This person panders to a dumb demographic that thinks they know about the Italian culture and infers they are all gangsters.

After reading the godfather, I am now a mobologist.

by Jackson doff October 30, 2017

Manologue

1. To speak at great length while women are waiting to speak, esp. on a panel or other professional setting. 2. Prolonged mansplaining.

Jack was certain his 20-minute impromptu manologue covered the finer points of Jill's lecture, which was next.

by LtotheP September 20, 2014

Vagina Monologues

The Vagina Monologues is about breaking down boundaries and loving everything about yourself. Its a play about female self esteem. If you have a vagina, you HAVE to see this play. If you don't have a vagina, you should still see the play, be but warned - there is no way, unless you used to have a vagina, that you will understand everything.

Vagina Monologues = what comes out when you scream "VAGINA" in a theater 30 times with 500 other people

by KeepAnOpenMind February 28, 2005

Vagina Monologues

Pussycat Pooki twat Powderbox Poochie Poopi Peepe Poopelu Poonani Pal Piche Toadie Dee dee Nishi Dignity Monkey Box Coochi Snorcher Cooter Labbe Gladys Seagelman VA Wee wee Fi Fi Horespot Nappy Dugout Mongo Mooky Pajama Tamale Tottita Connie Mimi Knish Schmende cunt

What good, wholesome entertainment will be twenty years from now.

She asked me if I'd seen the Vagina Monologues and I screamed, "Those things can talk!"

by george February 22, 2003