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monkeybuttpadje

Really sexy beast from the United Kingdom. Sometimes....sometimes his comedy stylings make one want to perform some sort of devious act upon themselves. His wit also alienates those who fail at all attempts at comedy, causing them to be overly caustic to him and claim Monkeybuttpadje to be both 'unfunny' and 'stupid' (see: jealousy). Thankfully, those people are in the minority.
"Dude, Jackass The Movie is funny like Monkeybuttpadje"
by Monkeybuttpadje March 4, 2003
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monkeybutt

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.
Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!
by Danyourman January 9, 2009
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monkeybutt

A sexy monkey with a hott butt! with getto butties!
Dang! that monkeys got it going on!Expecially that monkey's butt!
by brittany November 21, 2003
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monkeybutter

An inside joke among Bellsouth Dial-Up tech support agents (actually Calltech, who outsource for Bellsouth). Comes from a phony customer listing named "Monkey Butter" which was used much like a message board between the agents. It had a lot of funny posts and lots of HTML. It was eventually deleted when one of the supervisors caught wind of it.

On a related note, another agent created a listing called "Son of Monkey Butter" and was fired in short order for it.
"Dude, check out what somebody put on Monkeybutter!"
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monkey dust

Monkey dust is also known as MDPV and comes as an off-white powder which can be swallowed, injected or snorted in UK
'Monkey dust': What is the drug 'causing a public health crisis' that induces hallucinations, paranoia and dulls sensitivity to pain?
by masterworks October 23, 2020
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Monkey dust

When someone is playing you and you call bullshit
Listen fuck face I don’t know why you didn’t get me my barbecue sauce I asked for THIS IS COMPLETE MONKEY DUST—— matt frank
by kenzf123 June 23, 2022
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Monkey Dust

When you've ejaculated too many times in the day and the last ejaculate is nothing but dust.
We had so much sex that by the end I was left with nothing but Monkey Dust.
by BigAl87 July 1, 2023
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