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Moffat
A scottish clan that originated in Dumfriesshire in the late 1100s. First known as 'movats' or 'de Movest' and then became Moffat.
Moffats were also among the first to join William Wallace, and were close allies of Robert the Bruce.
Moffats were also among the first to join William Wallace, and were close allies of Robert the Bruce.
Momcation
(n.) 1. A break from one's motherly duties 2. Extended periods of time that one's children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. Used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)
dirty moffatt
When one masterbates with a dildo(originally with wooden dildo, but this is not necessary), up his/her (usually male and must have moustache)anus, and then pulls it out and whipes it on his moustache. This is known as a dirty moffatt.
dirty moffatt by Harry1977 December 14, 2008
mommatronification
n.
A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being a porn star as she develops into a sadistic wench who finds humor in fooling said daughter into thinking that her father was attacked by an assailant in China, killed the assailant with a reversal of kung fu moves, and spent a week in jail under the false accusation of manslaughter.
A disparaging term used to describe the change in behavior of an old bubble tea-buying Asian lady who suspects her daughter of being a porn star as she develops into a sadistic wench who finds humor in fooling said daughter into thinking that her father was attacked by an assailant in China, killed the assailant with a reversal of kung fu moves, and spent a week in jail under the false accusation of manslaughter.
Katsu burst into tears after hearing the sad news, only to be made fun of moments later by her mother undergoing mommatronification.
mommatronification by Schleaze May 7, 2005
Moffat
A small chinese penguin, that feels attracted to large gorillas. They also never shower in the mornings as a sign for mating
Moffat by James Allan May 6, 2008
moffat wank
1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.
Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).
Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
moffat wank by evil_gumball_666 January 9, 2013