2 definitions by evil_gumball_666

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When you like someone so much that all you want to do with them is make strange noises and cuddle and spend half your life sleeping on their favorite possessions
Me: Do you remember that new guy we met at the party last weekend?
You: Tyler? Yeah.
Me: Man, I have such a kittycrush on him.

Word created by Voltamin on Tumblr, though not posted by Voltamin.
by evil_gumball_666 June 19, 2012
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1. Episodes written by Steven Moffat that aren't very good for various reasons (sexism, gaping plot holes, story discontinuity, etc).

2. A tag used on Tumblr and other social media sites when complaining about TV episodes Moffat has written which have included a lot of sexism, loopholes, or otherwise poor writing, and has disappointed fans.

Phrase comes from the idea that we don't want to watch episodes where Moffat just wanks himself (as in writes whatever he wants, regardless of the fans, character development, overall story, or preset rules of the story universe like in Doctor Who).

Additional information: Moffat is a Scottish writer who has written for Press Gang, Stay Lucky, Joking Apart, Murder Most Horrid, Chalk, Coupling, Jekyll, The Adventures of TinTin, and, most famously, Doctor Who, and the BBC's Sherlock.
A: That last episode of Doctor Who was some serious moffat wank. Loopholes, much?
B: Yeah, I definitely prefer RTD's episodes lately.
by evil_gumball_666 January 09, 2013
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