Snowday 

When a man ejaculates into his pants, and has to take the day off to go home and change.

Barry had to take a snowday after veronica walked into the lunch room.

Snowday by BeantownMedic911 October 7, 2015

Snowday Roulette 

The risky work-avoiding game one plays on the night before a possible snow day at work, school, etc.

Billy: Hey Rick, finished that lab report yet?

Rick: Nah, I'm gonna play some snowday roulette tonight. You know we're supposed to get five inches tomorrow?

Snowday Roulette by JetTripleSeven February 20, 2011

Snowday Withdrawl 

That feeling you get in the middle of winter when there's no snow, no days under 45, and no ice. Common symptoms include nausea, depression, and the desire to skip school.

Ashton: "I got some Snowday Withdrawl, man"
Matt: "Take a day off man. You need it."

Snowday Withdrawl by MemesNotMorons February 9, 2017

snowday fuck-up 

when a weather man/woman predicts large amounts of snowfall for any weekday, but the storm never happens. people typically bitch at each other during first-period the next morning

weather guy- "and on wednesday we're expecting 15 inches plus in your town"

Next day, no snow

Teacher- "well that was a snowday fuck-up if ever saw one"

snowday fuck-up by Planchet March 2, 2010

Snowday Hangover 

The unfortunate aftermath following the extreme joy and ecstasy of a snow day. Generally characterized by large amounts of make up work, soreness from throwing snowballs, and the overall shock from the adjustment back to real life.

Guy 1: Dude that Snow Day was amazing!!

Guy 2: I know man but now i got 2 make up tests, and a lab, and I can't feel my right arm...

Guy 1: Bummer, what a total snowday hangover

Snowday Hangover by Gmo104 December 10, 2009

Turkish Snowday 

When a man and another man have sexual intercourse. Right before ejaculation the dominant male turns on his ceiling fan and releases his semen into it. Causing the cum to fly all over the room. The other man now must try and catch as much of the falling semen in his mouth like snowflakes falling from the sky

Man I gave that hot bitch Ryan a Turkish Snowday last night

Turkish Snowday by Swazey1450 September 30, 2022

Texas Snowday

A term coined to reference the falling of a snowflake in Texas, which often is used as a signal from the heavens to indicate the approach of the apocalypse. School and buisiness will cease all over the state and everyone will take the day off to pray for mercy from the freezing wrath of being buried under snow. Often occurs in Febuary, once every hundred or so years. So far thtey've only been false signals and the world as we know it has not yet ended. There are some who consider the Texas Snowday as mere superstition and file it along with the Y2K bug and other such nonsensical theories. These people are considered too be uneducated and unintelligent.

"Dear lord, please rescue us from the everlasting darkness of te barren winter and restore the fire to our souls"
-traditional Texas Snowday Prayer, should be repeated consistently between the hours of 6 P.M. and 6 A.M. for best effects.

Texas Snowday by Green Soldier April 19, 2009