ulterior motive

Female tactic in Domestic Warfare.

The 'Ulterior Motive' is an oft used tactic, by females, in the theatre of domestic warfare.

by Gamblers Anonymous November 16, 2006

moheve

(Mo)re t(he)n lo(ve)

“I Moheve you.”

by MmachE March 24, 2021

Motive Friend

A friend who you only see at motives.

Me: I never see Brandon anymore what’s up with him?
Friend: He’s just a motive friend now

by K2Certi August 22, 2021

loco-motive

Da engine dat pulls a passenger-train full of funny-farm inhabitants.

In "Petticoat Junction", da cantankerously-overbearing and money-hungry Homer Bedloe often formed a one-person/one-vehicle "loco-motive" --- whenever he missed da Hooterville Cannonball (usually doe to his own fumingly-distracted arrogance!), he had no alternative but to puffingly perform his infamous "Up, down! Up, down! Up, down!" routine --- i.e., operate da pump-handle-powered hand-car to undignifiedly transport himself down the miles of hot twisty tracks from Hooterville to Pixley.

by QuacksO February 7, 2020

LOCO-motives

An insane train's reason(s) for a crime.

We don't know his LOCO-motives.

by .Bwy. April 2, 2020

interior motives

a man with ulterior motives attempting to seduce a woman, he just wants to get in her pants

Jenny, you better watch out for him, he has interior motives

by RazMutant January 25, 2008

Text-o-motive

1. A "Texto-motive" is what a "Chain texter" drives to and from here and there. They THINK it is just another mobile device to be used to get a signal for texting. It is really a car, a truck, an SUV, a Semi, a Humvee, whatever... But they are so much of a text addict that they think of it as only another place to text.

2. "Text-o-mobiles" are the equivalent to a text-o-motive vehicle.

1. Man! If you paid as much attention to your driving as you do to your darn phone, your points wouldnt cost you so much per car insurance payment, b/c you wouldnt have so many accidents - you "Text addict'!

2. The lady in the left lane sat there FOREVER when there was a green arrow, no matter how much people were honking at her; she thought she owned a "Text-o-motive", or something. How annoying! My wife wanted to get out and give her a proper beat down!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010