Dr Moffed

Plough, drill, plough, kiss and slow, plough, plough, intermission…. Drill, plough, kiss and plough… andddddd scene

“Oh darling I could plough you all day but my next patient Ethel Furbanks, the local hypochondriac, is due her appointment at 10pm”
“Tell the bitch to wait. I want to be Dr Moffed first”

by Cumkeeper June 17, 2025

MOF

A MOF is someone who takes the term "tree hugger" to the next level. Not only do they passionately embrace all things green, but they also believe they have a personal relationship with Mother Earth herself. You'll find a MOF composting like it's a competitive sport, carrying reusable bags as if they're fashion statements, and glaring at anyone who dares to use a plastic straw. Essentially, a MOF is the ultimate eco-warrior who treats every day like Earth Day.

"Ever since Jenna became a MOF, she's been biking to work, growing her own vegetables, and even started a campaign to ban single-use plastics in our town."

by mostpostghost June 13, 2024

moffed

to have been impaled with extreme prejudice by vengeful unicorns

"Fluttershy really pissed off Rarity last night - she ended up getting moffed."

by spunk bucket August 28, 2015

MOF

A MOF (Mother's Only Friend) is someone who takes the term "tree hugger" to the next level. Not only do they passionately embrace all things green, but they also believe they have a personal relationship with Mother Earth herself. You'll find a MOF composting like it's a competitive sport, carrying reusable bags as if they're fashion statements, and glaring at anyone who dares to use a plastic straw. Essentially, a MOF is the ultimate eco-warrior who treats every day like Earth Day.

"Ever since Jenna became a MOF, she's been biking to work, growing her own vegetables, and even started a campaign to ban single-use plastics in our town."

by mostpostghost June 14, 2024

Mof

Money over family

I pick mof any day of the week

by Ghostraider1126 February 24, 2017

MOF

“Miserable Old Fuck” - MOF. You don’t have to physically be old to be a MOF, it’s just a perspective people hold who have given up on life and retain their own unhappiness out of laziness for change.

Fucking MOF’s.

by Aknownmouse September 17, 2025

MoF

male or female

are you MoF?

by Lauren.h April 23, 2018