Morty Smith

A stuttering, anxious, person who gets dragged around to do whatever his grandfather says.
Also used to hide Ricks from the government, but can be used to hide them from other ricks by creating a matrix of them in constant pain

1: why is he not allowed in our group again?
2: oh, he's a Morty Smith... only useful for one thing...

by A Clock With a Sense of Humour May 29, 2017

Pulling a moaty

The phrase originates from Raul Moat a paranoid psychopathic who went on a killing spree believing that every one was against him because his girlfreind went off with another man.

The Phrase is used if a Man is on a night out and his advances to women are being repeatedly reppelled. This would then lead to the invidual getting uncontrollably angry, paranoid and would start to march around the venue hes in, in a frustated state, knocking into to people on his psychopathic rampage. In some cases the distressed individual would record voice notes and leave voicemails on womens phones. All this factors bare a remarkable Resemblance to Raul Moat thus the man is pulling a Moaty!

Past tense

Zak: "What were the voice notes about last night mate? are you ok?"
Shane: "Sorry mate I never got busy so I pulled another Moaty fucked my self over this time women were not impressed"

Present tense

Zak: " Shane whats wrong with you"
Shane: " Fuck sake You allways get busy sick of women I hate them"
Zak: " you pulling a moaty?"
Shane: " yeah"

Future tense

Shane: "Mullins on the hunt for tonight mate Ive got to get busy Manchester will make or break me"
Zak: "please dont pull another Moaty.

by Moaty man November 16, 2010

the full morty

Derived from the now familiar English term "the full monty" which references a man's full nakedness , "the full morty" best describes the well too familiar look of any man who is fully clothed in a velour or nylon jogging suit...

When Jerry visited his father at his Boca Raton condo, he noticed his father had adopted "the full morty " look....

by sheila in the car November 6, 2011

full monty

Doesn't necessarily mean to take off all your clothes. It just means the "whole thing" or going the "whole way" not stopping at a point.

by MoonKnight November 30, 2002

Monty Python

*A politically-incorrect, hilarious British comedy, which evolved into a franchise that even spawned movies like The Meaning of Life and, best of all, The Holy Grail.

*"frontal-nudity python"

"Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis? Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong? It's swell to have a stiffy; it's divine to own a dick...from the tiniest little tanger, to the world's biggest prick! So three cheers for your willy or john thomas...hurray for your one-eyed trouser-snake...your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your percy or you cock...you can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock...but don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock, and you won't come back. Uuh thank you very much."
-that singer from The Meaning of Life

by Dave April 20, 2004

Uncle Moey

1. One's penis
2. Fellatio (oral sex performed on a man)

1. What happened with you and Julia? Did she get scared off when you showed her Uncle Moey?
2. Good night last night - I took that girl home from the bar and got a bit of Uncle Moey.

by vastheman August 26, 2010

Monty Python

A group of hilarious British chaps, whom created such astounding comedic works as "Monty Python and The Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", "Monty Python's Meaning of Life", and the 45 episode Tv series called "Monty Python's Flying Circus" that first aired in On BBC (British Broadcasting Corporation) in 1969 then in the U.S. five years later.

Made up of six men, John Cleese, Eric Idle, Micheal Palin, Terry Gillam, Terry Jones, and Graham Chapman (deceased). All of these men are exceedingly good actors and have brilliant comedic minds. Now all around there 60s or 70s.

Monty Python Quotes

"it's just a flesh wound"
"disapline..... naked.... with a melon?!?!"


Btw
I love ALL of them.

by Clover- DSMFH March 12, 2009