Shit Moat

A psychic moat surrounding a person that is filled with 'I don't have time for this shit water'."

1. Man, that person's shit moat is unsurpassable. or
2. Daniel's shit moat is unsurpassable.
3. Don't bother his shit moat is full.

4. Eric only allows one to cross the shit moat when they appear to be equally fantabulous.

by MoonChaser September 12, 2013

Twink Moat

The construction of a barrier between two platonic homosexual friends who are sharing a bed where the construction material is an attractive, boyish looking young man of little intelligence and character twink. The purpose of a twink moat is to serve as an outlet for any sexual desire which may arise among one or both of the platonic homosexual friends to obviate any sexual contact between these two which might otherwise arise consequent to the overindulgence in alcohol.

I was so drunk last night that, if it weren't for that twink moat, I probably would have gone down on you.

by aschenbach March 29, 2011

outer moat behavior

Refers to behavior associated with lower social status. As in people of the kingdom living outside of the moat of the castle.

"We don't do that here, that outer moat behavior."

by brambori February 13, 2023

build a moat

Consciously cock-blocking yourself in an attempt to avoid infidelity.

Erik was building a sandcastle on the beach with a woman he had just met. When things started to get flirtatious, Erik thought of his girlfriend and quickly began to build a moat.

by Hawkaconda November 20, 2014

Going on a Moat

Doing something crazy out of the ordinary.. Extreme or Over the top..

The letter M can also be used to describe a moat...

"Going on an M" For example.

Jesus Barry... Darren's acting like Raoul Moat today...

Yes Keith.. "He certainly is Going on a Moat"

by Athewordofwisdom June 10, 2013

Scrote Moat

The area around the base of the scrotum where it comes in contact with the legs and is always sweaty.

"Wow, James has some wicked B.O!"
"No man, he just needs to wash his scrote moat."
"WTF is that?"

by teleturn March 27, 2010

fill the moat

v. phrase. British euphemism for emptying one's bladder. Similar to watering the cricketfield, but with more urgency and volume.

Cor blimey mate. I don't half need to fill the moat, and no mistake.

Would Your Majesty care for a bucket?

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012