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Mittsturbate

Verb. The act of partaking in masturbational activity using a baseball mitt. One must tenderize their preferred mitt and likewise toughen the area to be stimulated in order for successful mittsturbation to occur. After many sessions with one's mitt, the mitt will be considered "broken-in". Each session brings the mittsturbator closer to this desired state of mitt. This is an extremely advanced technique in terms of self stimulation, and should only be exercised when one considers himself (or her...self..) ready. Prerequisite: one must be a major league masturbator in order to commence in minor league mittsturbating.
John mittsturbated with his new Easton glove, which ultimately resulted in a pop-fly to center field.

Stanley asked his girlfriend to mittsturbate him. Unfortunately, she could not because she did not own a left-handed glove.
by Neezplz January 9, 2010
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keep your mitts off

informal: Keep one’s hands away from; not touch:
‘keep your mitts off the fan control!’
by rkhodaverdian June 15, 2016
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my dad mittys are a size C
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mintos

Usually used after the word willy to form the phrase 'willy mintos'

An announcement of elation and/or disbelief.
I've won the lottery? Willy Mintos!
by Noodle November 28, 2003
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Mitosis

What you say when a biologist steps on your foot.
What does James Charles say when a biologist steps on his foot?
“Hey! You stepped on mitosis!”
by peanut_ariel_carlos March 3, 2019
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miltose

someone or something that is extremely ugly or lame.
"DAMN! That chick is miltose!"

"this class is miltose."
by mallorizzle dizzle September 16, 2005
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Mittsumi

Mittsumi/Mittsu

An absolutely cute girl from twitter!

Great at drawing and is addicted to this ship called AmeSame.

She's fun to be with and being with her is a guaranteed happy time!
Person: "did you see Mittsumi's new post?"

Person 2: "is it AmeSame related?"

Person: "duh! Of course it is! It's the best ship in the world!"
by SomeBoringGuy July 5, 2021
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