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The Matrix

1. The computer-generated artificial reality in which everyone except Keanu Reeves and a handful of other actors reside, oblivious to the pain, suffering, and general crappiness of the real world.

2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
1. L0L! t3h m4tr1x h45 j00! pwnt!!!!!1!

2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...
by Holy Yoda September 1, 2005
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Matrix Style

To move will great adgility, speed, and fighting skill and/or to beat the shit out of someone; much like in the movie The Matrix
Shut up before I kick your ass Matrix style.
by KDawg November 12, 2003
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Fuck Matrix

1. When you're in a bar full of ladies and cant get laid because they're all penis dodgers.

2. When you do pull ass and are pounding away but slip out. you keep the hips thrusting thinking it will go right back in, but it just keeps missing.
1. Dont go in there guys that place is the fuck matrix, must be a lesbo bar.

2. Girl: "why are you still humping me? you're not even in."
Guy: "Its not my fault, your crotch is the fuck matrix."
by Mark C. August 29, 2005
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The Matrix Dodge

A dodge where you dodge bullets in slow motion.
by Anonymous May 21, 2003
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broken the matrix

The moment you finally work out life in your own meaning of life type way, or you work out yourself who you truly are and what your true potential can be minus the unrealistic aspirations or dull rum standards other people have tried to force onto yourself. Dream the impossible, dare to dream type thing.
"I have finally reached enlightenment I’ve broken the matrix. I now know how to handle life, death, people and other shit I have broken the matrix."
by Carlos Don Earth January 1, 2008
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The Matrix

The Matrix it’s a more than a movie that tells how the world worked. Those generations are ruined because of social media. You might want to do the best to find yourself and understand what the social media is consuming about.
Agent: Well, we will get Morpehus into being the program.
Social Media: Well, the matrix has brought us here.
by some guest March 26, 2023
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Hole in the matrix

An occurrence that is baffling in nature and challenges reality; something that seems to bend the very fabric reality. A reference to the film "The Matrix".
Guy 1: "Did you see Matt's girlfriend? She's easily a 10!"
Guy 2: "Yah, he's fat and broke. It's a hole in the matrix, man."
by Bobcat8305 August 13, 2010
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