miskers

Whiskers that are missed during shaving.

He had a line of miskers on his cheek and some on his chin.

by FreshWords February 3, 2019

Alaskan Musket Loader

Similar to the Tennessee Musket Loader, the Alaskan Musket Is when you pour cocaine on a butthole and “load the chamber” with your penis.

“Hey bro I was fucking this girl last night and I pull out the ol’ Alaskan Musket Loader!”

by Wyatt Hawn May 28, 2019

Minnesota musket

Not to be confused with the Tennessee musket or Alaskan Musket Loader but similar to nature.

During the act of a twosome, and both are wearing condoms, the male will stuff gunpowder into the vagina with his musket, then proceed to stuff a marble into her vagina, light the condom, stuff the condom into the vagina, then proceed to let both let out their love juice at the same time.

"I got a 3 degree burn in my Va-jay-jay after my husband gave me a Minnesota musket!"

by MarioManz June 1, 2019

Musketeered

Being under the influence and/or heavily feeling the effects of three separate substances

"Oh man after taking my pain meds, drinking, and smoking that herb I'm so Musketeered!"

-Also "Amigoed", "Bermudaed" or "Triangled"

by Dylan989 December 23, 2009

Heaning Mislet

The names of two neighbouring hamlets in Cumbria, the roadsign for which reads like a direction sign for a particularly annoying person (a mislet) who is described as heaning. A useful exclamation that sounds much ruder than it is.

Heaning mislet! My bike has got another puncture.

or

He is such a heaning mislet.

by bodhisattvan September 16, 2009

Golden Musket

When you wake up with a piss hard on & you insert your cock into a females ass & then piss into it. When finished she turns around & blasts the piss out of her ass & into your face.

He loaded er'up & she blasted him with a golden musket!

by JLomenz January 17, 2011

Confederate Musketball

When a male is having anal intercourse or in the doggy-style position with a fat chew in his lip. He secrectly takes his lipper out and places it in the females brown eye then packs it down with his raging cock. Much like an old war weapon- the musket.

"Shawn was fucking Norm so hard in the ass the other night and Norm begged for sully to fill him so he proceded to plug his butthole with the confederate musketball..Norm replied with, "man it turns me on that you can reload so fast..again again again!!

by sulllllly December 18, 2008