A generic greeting used for those (un)fortunate enough to have their birthday on December 25. Usually followed by: "I would've gotten you two presents, but..."
Person 1: Hey man, Mappy Birthmas!
Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*
Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...
Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!
Person 2: Aw thanks dude! Now, what did you get me? *evil stare*
Person 1: Well, I would've gotten you two presents, but...
Person 2: Ugh! This happens every year!
by Aussie Rhys December 24, 2009
Get the Mappy Birthmas mug.Previous definition was so wrong. A Mippie is a Minature Hippie. They also have the destructive force of ten hurricanes and can masturbate in 10/1000 of a second.
by CalypsoManiac June 21, 2006
Get the Mippie mug.by Vanny February 12, 2008
Get the mippo mug.Someone who is over 30 years, trans, and obese. They tend to groom children online and in real life, and are excessively racist towards minorities, even if they are minorities themselves.
"I think my dad is a mappy"
"really?"
"yeah, I saw him stalk some kids in the park"
"but he's so fat! how did he even get there?"
"no fucking idea man, I'm scared."
"really?"
"yeah, I saw him stalk some kids in the park"
"but he's so fat! how did he even get there?"
"no fucking idea man, I'm scared."
by Nathan Wolfe March 4, 2022
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by titysprinkles123123 October 8, 2010
Get the Muppyfuck mug.A human being that is short, talks about random topics and jumps around. Mainly survives on chicken.
My sister is a mippums.
by Mippums September 29, 2011
Get the mippums mug.A hippie with money. Mippies are people, usually middle-aged, who prefer a Hippie lifestyle but have a lot of disposable income. They might have, but it's more likely that they just missed, the Hippie generation. The Mippies' favorite band is the Grateful Dead. Their mascot is Tom Hanks. They drive around in tricked-out 1980's (or earlier) VW Vanagons and smoke a lot of medical marijuana. Mippies turn their backyards into suburban homesteads -- raising things like chickens and goats, and think they can save the world by keeping bees.
Jim is such a Mippie. He spent the weekend roaming around the Sierra's in his Westy Synchro smoking a lot of medical marijuana.
by Merry Mippie May 17, 2014
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