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Mikey Way 

Bassist of My Chemical Romance. Previously a cute little nerd, now pure sex on legs.
Mikey Way DOES NOT have asthma. He had an inhaler in the video for 'I'm Not Okay(I Promise)' but is not actually asthmatic.
Tends to stay within one square metre of his original position on stage, he didn't once, he fell and gave new meaning to the lyric "way down" which was being sung at the time.
Overshadowed by his brother Gerard. They're both sexy.
Mikey apparently loves unicorns, sticks forks in toasters and takes heaters into the shower.
Married to Alicia Simmons (Alicia Way?) they have matching tattoos on their forearms.
Mikey Way is lanky in awkward in the cutest possible way.
Fangirl:OMGZZ Gerahd Way izz soow much hawter dan his bruvva. mikey way izz ugaly + he has azzma

Me:Gerard and Mikey are of equal sexyness. he does not have fucking asthma.
Mikey Way by Frerarrrd June 24, 2009
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mikey's curse 

The tendency in Manhwa/Manga/Manhua for non-human characters to turn into lolis upon reaching a power-up. It is often used when a character experiences an evolution, but their new form has not been shown yet.
"Thank god she didn't turn into a loli"
you mfer, why did you bring mikey's curse here

I hate that things keep evolving into lolis. I blame mikey's curse.
mikey's curse by Theodorex October 28, 2023

mine turtle 

A turtle that will greet and EXPLODE people like the friendliest little terrorist you ever did see.
Mine turtle: hello! *bchhooo*

mikey cobban 

Mikey is in the 5 piece boyband roadtrip and he is an absolute gem! He’s such a genuine guy and is very fit! He also has a great singing voice! I love mikey so so much and he’s so funny!
Mikey Cobban is a legend and is in the band roadtrip

miley mania 

the miley cyrus craze attacking our youth; seeing miley's face all over things such as hats, jackets, shirts, toothbrushs etc.
this store has miley mania written all over it.
miley mania by emmia March 7, 2008

meltdown mikey 

When a guy tries to make a point, has no clue and loses his temper. Usually much like a Wrecks Road Scholar, he has no real grasp on the subject, rants endlessly like an old man, is insulting and surly. He usually ends with a real blow up since he has nothing left at that point. His tactics run from projection and fingerpointing (blaming others for his failures) to name-calling to cover up his stupidity. This kind of person is very lonely and has few friends. They are known for trying to hide their vital statistics and making enemies with their neighbors. They prefer to live in gated communities with high security while spitting on everybody else. They are arrogant, idiotic, biased, narrow-minded, bigoted and extremely limited in intelligence and those are their good points. The best way to deal with a Meltdown Mikey is to cross the street.
Meltdown Mikey is blowing it again.
Wow, you're smarter than that! It's not like you're Meltdown Mikey, dude.
meltdown mikey by Mysterion January 1, 2008

Mikey Whiskey Hands 

Mike Fuentes's (drummer of Pierce the Veil) side project.
Rap, hip hop, catchy, bad ass.