mineral

Formally described as an homogeneous, inorganic compound by Webster (who was later found to be a book and considered unfit for living due to Darwin's theory).According to Lewis Carroll, however, in his writing a character asks `Are you animal--vegetable --or mineral?' in a savy, yet failed, attempt to identify the main character's race. This shows us that 'mineral' can also be used to classify those who are unknown to us.

In short- Def mineral: A classification to all things with a molecular composition be they organic or inorganic.
Jeorge ain't no mineral, Fred, he be a walking humean-bean.
by Abbeah Deel July 05, 2006
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the miner

The act of wearing a strap on penis upon your forid, and proceeding to fuck the vaginal cavity using the strap on and while you eat through the ass ruble.
"deebles said to tyrone I gave Disco Dunkley The Miner"
by Sammuel Cruise August 01, 2006
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miner

its alrite.. its koool
u gotta pick ya brother up at 6

"dats MINER dont watch"
by spitz December 09, 2004
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green miner

An individual whom probes a bowl of weed for urburnt green.
Look at Ian probing that bowl, what a green miner.
by MajDeath December 11, 2006
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Diamond Miner

An upgraded version of a gold digger. Gold diggers are mid level money grabbin' hos. Diamond miners are once that really go for the tycoons and billionaires. The highest ranking gold digger. A highly successful gold digger. As diamonds are worth more than gold.
Yo check out that young girl married to the 80 year old Billionaire. Man she ain't a gold digger, that's a diamond miner!

Gold diggers are obsolute, being a diamond miner is where it's at.
by Mikey Mk June 28, 2011
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Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
by TADPOOL January 31, 2018
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ashtray miner

A person who digs through ashtrays looking for smokable cigarette butts.
Sonny referred to Ricky as an ashtray miner after he witnessed him digging through an ashtray looking for butts.
by JRC83 July 20, 2008
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