Mineral County Maneuver

Using ones sexual appeal to seduce law enforcement into not ticketing you for illegal traffic violations l.

Did you see how he used the Mineral County Maneuver on that cop? Whipped out his penis and wiggled it to get out of a ticket.

by Golden Sterling January 2, 2022

Mineral water

Rich shit for rich people.

Dude do you have mineral water? Nah that's rich people shit.

by CovertMotion March 13, 2018

mineral

The pinnacle of emo bands. The band was formed in Austin, TX in the mid-1990s. Released 2 albums on crank! records: "The Power of Failing" and "End Serenading." Band members are
Chris Simpson - vocals/guitar
Jeremy Gomez - bass
Scott McCarver - guitar
Gabriel Wiley - drums
Broke up in 1998, shortly after releasing "End Serenading."

If you listen to Mineral you must be deep in the emo scene.

by Matt April 19, 2006

Mineral Wells

A shit hole located in Central North Texas. Full of druggies and alchoholics.

Hey, my drug dealer is from Mineral Wells!

by Ambur yo. October 15, 2008

mineral_vr

A tik toker who posts about a game “gorilla tag” and more VR games on the oculus quest 2.

I like watching mineral_vr’s videos!

by mineral_vr March 14, 2022

Redneck Mineral Water

Budweiser, Miller, Blue Ribbon, or other watery American beer substitutes

I'm not driving with an open beer can, Officer, it's just redneck mineral water.

by Flying Puck November 28, 2010

Man of mineral

This a status for a man that has realised his purpose in life. He has reached enlightenment. He is a man that all men should aspire to. He is driven and courageous. Women envy his power and wish they were his. Any man can be a man of mineral.

That guy seems like a man of mineral.

He's a man of fine mineral.

by Lemon little July 23, 2020