mind sex 

we can roll some weed, play some records and talk
i got a fly spot, downtown brooklyn new york
now i know you think i wanna fuck. no doubt,
but tonight we'll try a different route.
how 'bout we start with a salad, a fresh bed of lettuce with crutons
later we can play a game of chess, on the futon.
see i don't gotta get in your blouse;
it's your eye contact that be getting me aroused.

It's time for some mind sex,
we don't gotta take our clothes off yet
we can burn the incense
and just chat
relax
i got the good vibrations
before me make love let's have a good conversation
-Mind Sex, Dead Prez

mind sex by theGreatChe December 15, 2010

dirty mind syndrome 

dirty mind syndrome

n.
abr. DMS

Something usually experienced by those for whom sex is a large part of every-day life. Basically the act of taking any innocent thought or expression, and suggesting (or considering) something dirty arising from it.

Normal girl: "So I took hold of this big pole-"
Person with DMS: "Yeah, I BET you did ;)"
Normal girl: "You and your DMS..."

- example of dirty mind syndrome

dirty mind syndrome by -BOFH- September 22, 2005

Mind Stroke 

Mind Stroke is when you masterbate with your brain because you are in a social situation that doesn't include the opportunity for the real thing, usually after seeing an uber hot hottie.

Friend 1: you missed all the babes at the beach yesterday

Friend 2: was it epic

Friend 1: Dude, total mind stroke

Mind Stroke by blinddolphin April 8, 2011

Mind Slut 

People who say and think dirty thoughts but don't do dirty things. People who are like Holden Caulfield.

"Stacy says such dirty things, she must be a mind slut."

Mind Slut by Eli Ray January 28, 2009

Oral Mind Sex 

Often referred to as "brain licking," made popular by Bring The Pain, by Mindless Self Indulgence, where they said "I'm gonna lick out your brain." The act of oral mind sex is similar to the act of regular oral sex, involving using the mouth to sexually stimulate a partners mind. This form of oral sex is more multi-partner friendly, however the one receiving oral mind sex should mentally create a mind condom to help prevent the spread of MTD (Mentally Transmitted Diseases).

Oh my gosh, I can't believe Johnny gave Devi oral mind sex!!@ That is so wrong...

Oral Mind Sex by Eddie the cool kid August 27, 2006

Media Mind Syndrome 

A disorder in which a person has distorted views about real-world situations, caused by listening to and referring to the mainstream media for all information.

Dave: So what do you think of Obama's plan on withdrawing troops in Afghanistan? I'm thinking it's too early, but at the same time, it is costing us way too much money, and it will have a significant finacial impact on future generations.

Cody: Huh? What the hell are you talking about?

Dave: I'm talking about our president.

Cody: Oh yeah. I hate him. He's just a socialist pig that hates america.

Dave: Do you even know what socialism is?

Cody: …

Dave: …

Cody: Don't you think Kim Kardashian went a little overboard to create a dream wedding. I mean, yeah she's rich and all, but come on!

Dave: Cody, I kept my mouth shut for too long, but I'm finally just going to say it: I'm worried about you. I think you have Media Mind Syndrome.

Media Mind Syndrome by rogerthewhale August 26, 2011

mind scrambler 

Giving a girl 7 orgasms in under 5 minutes causing her mind to become jumbled (scrambled)
Results in an inability to walk, move or think clearly for a few minutes

(after sex)
J: "My mind feels all scrambled"
"That's because I gave you a mind scrambler"

mind scrambler by zgz August 23, 2008