Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

Midge

Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.

"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper

by DiazepamLedger August 29, 2008

Midge

Smaller than a chode.

My friend Magnus has a midge

by Bigdick Luke & Jackson April 02, 2018

Midge

A short man with hair like bozo the clowns that trys to look tough but in actuality is as strong as a toddler.

Wow look at that midge.

by Hitlerr May 15, 2007

Midge

A person who talks with a high squeaky voice.

A midge is like a young boy how hasn't hit puberty, a girl with a little voice.

by Gmanhomeslice November 10, 2008

midge raker

scottish jakies or cadgies that dumpster dive or (politely) person who sifts through the rubbish of others.

wonder where she got that coat from ?
she's a midge raker she got it oot the bins

by paid talker p October 17, 2009

thicc midge

A thicc midget

Daaaamn did you see Ally she's a thicc midge

by Co0k1e December 10, 2017