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micropups

Incredibly cute, tiny, loving puppies that are scientifically engineered to live inside of bullets. When shot into human flesh, micropups exit the bullets and eat their way through organs and skin, effectively destroying any evidence of that person's existence. Most victims laugh hysterically before being devoured. Apparently, it's quite a ticklish sensation.
"Man, that motherfucker got shot with a micropups bullet. What a way to go."
by Resk Le Teveque September 7, 2008
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Micro pp

When someones pp is smaller than 4 inches
Me: luis has a micro pp :o
by :0momimscared June 26, 2019
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microphobation

Adam Lambert's mastrubating the stand-up microphone during "Whole Lotta Love" on American Idol #8 tour. Causes dizziness, group fantasies, and loud outbursts of shrieking.
Adam Lambert Adagasms microphobation sex toys
by Gimmeglamour September 21, 2009
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microprick

haha look at the microprick, hes got an apple laptop cus windows search couldnt find a needle in a needle cushion
by microsoftmustdie June 29, 2011
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microphoning a Rusty Charlie

during a Rusty Charlie, the man aggressively stimulates the woman’s clitoris
My 55 year old uncle got to microphoning a Rusty Charlie with the 20 year chick he picked up last night.
by For TIMMAH! July 29, 2018
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Microsplaining

When a person uses a lot of words but has very little to say.
Ugh, Riley is microsplaining again! They never shut up!
by Nikixo November 27, 2018
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microphile

A person who is sexually aroused by the fantasy of dominating miniaturized human beings. Some microphiles are also voraraphiles, sexually aroused by consuming the miniaturized people they fantasize about.
My younger sister is a total microphile! She swallowed one of those little green plastic toy army men, and had to get her stomach pumped!
by Ace Corona January 1, 2009
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