Microcuntistic

When you get laid by some tight pussy, but then the next day she's all talkin' shit, sayin' you ain't got no game and tellin' all your buddies that your lame.

Man, that bitch I was bangin' last night's been tellin' everybody I gots a small dick, that shit's microcuntistic.

by a2ron October 17, 2003

MicroDickCockPenis

an extremely disturbingly tiny cock. Unable to get erections. EVER.

Because nick had a MicroDickCockPenis, no girl would give him their love.

by toasterstrudel1234 June 18, 2010

Microcockman

An exceptionally under endowed man. Can commonly be found asking a woman in the late hours of the night if she can deep throat or if she likes it from the back.... tsk unfortunately she can’t feel anything.

Person 1: don’t you just hate it when microcockman asks you if you can deep throat

Person 2: Half these this mofos dicks couldn’t pass the back of my throat even if I wanted it to

Person 1 : “tis a shame where’s all the big cock hiding nowadays”

by Shdylatina November 28, 2019

micrococklet

The smallest penis ever know to human kind; barely sufficient to count as an “outy” and certainly too small to hold, limiting the owner to sit down wees for the rest of their lives.

To be fair, DJ wasn’t the micrococklet

by OptimusPrimate2022 December 2, 2022

Micro-Cuck

A man with a micro penis that wants men with regular sized cocks to pleasure their female partner.

Craigs List Ad: Micro-Cuck ISO man with regular, to slightly smaller penis to satisfy my wife.

by FillyWonka January 15, 2024

micronucer

the thing you put leftover food in to heat it up

take your leftovers in the micronucer so you can have it for diner again tonight

by Tayler06 February 22, 2009

micronuke

to microwave food until luke warm due to extreme hunger.

Dude, the micronuked pizza was hella good for the first few bits. I'm going to have to put it in the microwave again now that i have the patience to wait.

by ginger_wonder January 14, 2010