To view other human beings, largely, as a fascination or a sociological zoo or study subject or subjects. Based on Voltaire's Sci-Fi story and character Micromegas.
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My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.
My career is in recreational microbiology. I work for Coors.
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A microbiologist is a respectable drunk who is capable of extreme violence and can drink a geologist under the table if they so choose to do so. They study the most helpful and the most dangerous creatures in the world. THE ONES YOU CANNOT SEE! They manipulate them into frankenstein like creatures which do our bidding (such as making beer and cheese)(and antrax) and protect you from the evils of disease and the discomfort of the common cold. In short they are the first line of defense in the war against 99.99% of bacteria. Collectively they come equipped with a stick up their arses... but on an individual basis they are drunken comrads up for a giggle. their lust for drink is only rivaled by their wanton desires.
But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...
But be warned, never annoy one as they can make your death look like a bad case of food poisoning...
by Microfantastic November 8, 2010
Get the Microbiologist mug.A Micropenis is a medical term that describes an unusually small penis in a male, usually 4cm. This condition is incredibly rare. This term is only used when the other parts of the male genitalia, like the scrotum and testes are well developed and normal sized.
About 0.6% of all penis's of all men fall into this category
About 0.6% of all penis's of all men fall into this category
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Get the MicroPenis mug.A fictional record consisting of very specific criteria invented to create a sense of accomplishment for a person or individual that would otherwise not fit into any industry accepted records.
Microrecord: Fastest Honda Civic with mirrors, exhaust and 4 wheels/tires.
Microrecord: Fastest Canadian Civic Type R.
Actual record: World's Fastest 10th Gen Civic
Microrecord: Fastest Canadian Civic Type R.
Actual record: World's Fastest 10th Gen Civic
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