Michal

The sexiest guy in the whole world. This guy is literally gorgeous in every way. Most like to be involved in some sort of physical sport or training and also be involved in the UFC. He may doubt himself often but everyone knows that someone named Michal is perfect.

Person 1: Holy shit did you have sex with Michal?

Person 2: Honey that dick was 7 inches
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Person 1: Wow that kids going places

Person 2: Of course he is, its Michal!

by loversh4rkgirl September 25, 2023

Michäl

A very lost person. Lost in terms of never understanding something, doing something strangely dumb, saying things that never make sense or just generally being that lost/dumb that it’s already funny.

Michäl you’re so lost.

by Nct 127 Johnny November 21, 2021

michal taco

When someone is having anal and they shove a another dick in the hole

My ass hurts so bad after my dad and brother were Michal tacoing me

by Michal mike March 7, 2016

Michal Wing

Michal Wing is a super kool siense teacher in San Anselmo, CA. He is a muy especial teacher that is very good at twitching like twitchtv/ninja , that’s Michal Wing’s twitch check him out. Michal Wing has some super kool experiments where you drop a water balloon from 4.9 meters, I’ve tried it myself and let me tell you it’s super ghiwy. Of course we can’t forget mindfulness, the thing he does at the begging of every class. Michal Wing also likes a lot of things, like the phone basket with sardines. One day someone was playing Fortnite Battle Royale, and they had a golden scar and one kill, but Michal wig shut that down immediately taking it away and puting it in the phone basket. Michal Wing loves to show his rocks, which are very super kool, and he loves to talk about the origins of the earth. Michal Wing is muy funny, and everyone laughs at his super kool jokes. Michal Wing has put his name among many famous people like Thomas Edison on our tests, and you best believe that was my awnser every time. Michal Wing supports everyone and everything around him, making him super kool. Michal Wing is wrong sometimes though, like when he thought the universe was infinite, but I had to tell him that the universe was only the size of 12 football fields. Michal Wing is a super kool guy, and he is very super kool.

The most super kool teacher at drake HS is Michal Wing Check him out

by Michal Wing February 1, 2019

Michal the Professor

the person who wise Daria fancies

Daria fancie Michal the Professor

by Majkl12 September 15, 2020

Michal Michalowski

Polish Boy who likes hotdogs but his parents perfer vodka.

Mom: Vodka?
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Dad: Vodka?
Mom: Vodka
Michal Michalowski: Hot Dogs

by MichalIsReallyFunny October 20, 2008

Michal Sestak

The Videopreneur. An elite breed of a videographer mixed with an entrepreneur.

A well-rounded person that has his shit together. Ambitious hustler. Empathetic shark. Mr. Abundance. Life connoisseur.

"I want to be like Michal Sestak" - I want to have a freedom lifestyle.

"You're such a Sestak" - You're such an ambitious hustler.

by Sir Abundance April 20, 2020