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metrofag

A faggot who says that he's metrosexual when in fact he's just gay.
Holy shit! Look! A metrofag!
by Erik Angeles January 23, 2007
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metromale

a Modern male who's sexual inclination/orientation can not be defined by his dress sense, outer appearance or physical body. Previously, it was assumed that a man who makes a concerted effort to look after himself, go for beauty treatments, has the latest, trendiest fashionable clothing and hair-style and frequents gym, had to be 'gay' or homosexual - at first glance. Times are changing and even 'straight' or heterosexual. Men are becoming more conscious of their appearance. This developing subculture influences the way we look at the modern man, but confuses the general 'gay-dar' ("The ability/gift of being able to detect homosexuality in other people")One has to be careful not to assume that a good-looking, well-groomed male is 'gay' or homosexual.
That man has the perfect body, great dress sense and always looks perfect. He must be gay, or maybe he's a metromale.
a Well known Latino pop-singer from Puerto Rico is a perfect example of the 'metro-male' no one except himself is absolutely certain for which team he plays.
by Emvee November 16, 2007
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Lyz Merola

Lyz is a great friend. She's witty, cute, and charismatic. On top of that, she's goth, which is a plus in my book. Ignore what the cunt above said.
Lyz is awesome. You suck cock if you disagree.
by Ian R. January 18, 2005
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metronatural

Official slogan of Seattle. According to Seattle's Convention and Visitors Bureau who spent 16 months and $200,000 developing the word, it's meant to evoke the urbanity of Seattle proper with the beautiful natural surroundings of the city and encourage people to do business at the Washington Convention and Trade Center.
Seattle is metronatural.
by Eric Haddock November 6, 2008
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Metrofartsy

describes a person who is caught somewhere between metrosexual and artsy-fartsy.

for our purposes here, a metrosexual is a heterosexual male who is stylish, fashionable, trendy, well-groomed, and cultured. to be metrosexual, you are not required to be involved in art beyond a general awareness which would allow you to converse semi-intelligently about art while you wait in line at starbucks. artsy-fartsy describes a person that is so into art that they are weird and almost nerdy and maybe vegan and probably wearing at least one very colorful article of clothing which they made themselves. they try too hard to be an artistic genius, which ends up making them extremely difficult to comprehend.

obviously, the metrofartsy person contains some, but not all, of the combined characteristics of the metrosexual and the artsy-fartsy. the metrofartsy person is usually confused about their own identity and "their place in this world". as a result, they can't decide which subculture they should try to fit in with, so they mix two of them together.
"Yesterday, Shawn and I were uptown, shopping for shoes, and all of a sudden he invited me to some poetry reading that he's doing in a bookstore by the beach."
"Yeah? Weird. He has been acting really metrofartsy lately.
by The Pep April 2, 2009
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Metrosaurus

An incredibly crass looking individual (also gives the impression of a sleep deprived swan) who prides themselves on dressing metrosexually to cover the fact that they are, infact, just the bastion fuck ugliness.
if he was any uglier, i would slap that metrosaurus...
by Karl Lucien September 16, 2007
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metrolina christain academy

retarted school, all the teachers are gay bois.
that school across from the coffee shool looks like a metrolina christain academy
by kidskoolaid October 23, 2018
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