Absolute meteors

In a reference to a mans balls having the density, size, hardness of a neutron star and being the most radioactive material known to man.

Sorry? what? can't hear you over how little balls you have. Absolute meteors between his legs.

by Goldensballs May 18, 2022

Meteor Shower

A group of people smoking crack dipped in embalming fluid.

Let's go over to Danny Five's for the meteor shower tonight.

by mwgris March 31, 2011

meteor list

The mental list of people you'd consider dating if your much-loved significant other was quickly and painlessly hit by a meteor.... after an appropriate amount of time for grieving, of course.

"I would never cheat on my husband, but man, that guy is hot! He's totally on my meteor list."

by Shehitsback July 13, 2007

Meteor Shower

The act of a male, cuming on a girls face precisely at the same moment he forces himself to vomit on her head, thus pretaning to a Meteor Shower

I was getting a sweet blowjob from my buddies mom when he was at baseball practice, an i was about to cream HARD. As my load entered the deeper region of her throat, i thought of Sarah Jessica Parker and vomitted all over her head.
And that was my first Meteor Shower

by Money Tree August 22, 2010

meteor shower

to diarrhea in a girl's pussy. (a variation of "spacedocking")

I wanted to give that girl a meteor shower but I missed her pussy and got diarrhea all over her stomach.

by ecbaseball May 16, 2007

Silver Meteor

to whip a pearl of jizz off of the tip of your dick at a very fast speed. mostly after intercourse when theres some leftovers. Also common after masturbating when you're too lazy to wipe... Or drunk.

kid 1 Yo man Spongebob Squarepants 3d was fucking nuts.

kid 2 yeah man I like where we were sitting.. alot of privacy for you know what

Kid 1 Uh what the fuck?

Kid 2 Yeah! That corners got silver meteors all over it. Sandy was looking too hot for me not to whip it out in the theatre. I was over there fucking shit UPP!

(awkward silence)

by Dr. Paul Hotballs June 08, 2011

Meteor Garden

Go to the second, third, or fourth floor of a building. Open the window, expose your butt,and let your crap fall like meteors to fertilize your neighbor's garden.

"Hey, I think your garden needs some maintenance. Mind if I make some Meteor Garden?"

by Hentai at 2 A.M. October 27, 2017