Metabros

When you have a platonic "bro" like relationship with your metamour.

Metabro 1: I fucked your girlfriend last night.
Metabro 2: Well I fucked YOUR girlfriend last night.
Metabros in unison: We have the same girlfriend!

*High fives ensues*

by Ablued July 26, 2020

slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

Memeable

An adjective that could describe an Extremely Interesting intriguing and facinating person or distorted idea that could be made into a meme

The Most professional MATH 137 prof, Cornad is memeable.

by Betty Q December 10, 2017

metabo

Japanese word for overweight.

"With no visible paunch, he seemed to run little risk of being classified as metabo, but because the new state-prescribed limit for male waistlines is a strict 33.5 inches, he had anxiously measured himself at home a couple of days earlier."

Cribbed from New York Times article

by Netherlipz June 7, 2009

metea valley

a school where there are too many rules and just suck period!! mostly everyone that goes to this school hates it! the teachers, hall monitors and even librarians take their jobs waaay to seriously! this school sucks...

Metea valley student: hey what school do you go to?
Waubonsie valley student: waubonsie..
Metea valley student: aww you're lucky, you dont have to put up with all the stupid rules at my school

by meteasucks December 7, 2009

Metabored

Being bored before being bored was cool. So bored that there is absolutely nothing at all to do.

Madison: Metabored is not a word, it isn't in Urban Dictionary.

Warren: Oh, well I will submit it, because I am metabored.

by 39wdsss December 26, 2011

methabolism

Weight loss due to methamphetamine habits. Amout of weight lost depends on how frequently/much the substance is abused.

"Have you seen Rebecca lately? She's beginning to look sickly. I think she has a high methabolism."

by littleoinkers94 March 30, 2017