masticate

Main Entry: mas·ti·cate
Function: verb
Inflected Form(s): -cat·ed; -cat·ing
Etymology: Late Latin masticatus, past participle of masticare, from Greek mastichan to gnash the teeth; akin to Greek masasthai to chew -- more at MANDIBLE
Date: 1649
transitive senses
1 : to grind or crush (food) with or as if with the teeth in preparation for swallowing : CHEW
2 : to soften or reduce to pulp by crushing or kneading
intransitive senses : CHEW
- mas·ti·ca·tion /"mas-t&-'kA-sh&n/ noun
- mas·ti·ca·tor /'mas-t&-"kA-t&r/ noun

Do you hob nob while masticating your comestibles?

by Zach O'Brien January 3, 2004

sado-mastication

The fixation or propensity to beat your food before or during eating it.

Sarah: Hey Marty I brought you home a cheeseburger.

Marty: Oh, I bet it’s been a VERY VERY BAD burger!

While engaging is sado-mastication, Marty proceeds to pimp slap and punch the helpless cheeseburger before taking a bite and then makes sounds of delight, achieving some sort of sick thrill from this!

by donkey shave January 30, 2010

masticate

from the latin verb "masticare"; To chew as in food.
This is also a pun on the word masturbate, which makes it a great conversation starter.

In our society, families gather around a table three times a day and masticate together.

by Masterwinks December 28, 2005

masticate

1. To chew (usually before swallowing or spitting)
2. Sounds close to wordMasturbate/word (good for puns)

"I masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night."

"woah thats impressive"

*spits out food*

by wen January 3, 2003

Mystica

A fineass female with a nice ass , loves cookies, sex in the rain ,dogs, and she one not to mess with. Mystica will blow your mind but watch dont get on bad side. Likes party and dance amazingly beautiful and sexy

"It no party like a mystica party , sex, big booty, drinking, and lots of fun

by Ethan2443 January 13, 2019

Messica

Messica just so happens to be the nickname for my girlfriend because her name is Jessica, and she's a mess. Put them together...

Heya Mess...what'd ya fuck up now?

by Lon February 24, 2005

Dog-Mestic Violence

Throwing a dog at someone to knock them out. Also known as dog-mestic abuse, pack violence, can be broadly defined as a pattern of abusive behaviors by one or both partners in an intimate relationship such as marriage, dating, family, friends or cohabitation. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals (A.S.P.C.A). Dog-Mestic Violence is a serious, preventable public health problem affecting more than 32 million Dogs, or over 10% of the U.S. population of dogs.

Angie: Did you hear about Jimmy G?
Wayne: No, what happened?
Angie: He went to jail for throwing their dog Bosco at Nikki,
and now they're charging him with
Dog-Mestic Violence.

by Samoprd79 February 22, 2011