Jay Merrick

That idiot in Marble Hornets (A slenderverves series) Who dosent know how to dial 911, or might not even know WHAT a police officer is.

Dude call the police
Whats the number?
You are such a Jay Merrick

by A.new.kinda.plague January 16, 2021

Merrick

A boy genius who has his own cult.

The Merrick cult is thriving.

by Lala kitty May 6, 2017

John Merrick

People Magazine's sexiest man alive for a record four times. Despite his overwhelming animal magnetism he maintains humility claiming: "I'm not an animal..." His universal sexual appeal makes women swoon and turns even the most macho men into fairy poofs like Tom Cruise, Sean Connery, Malcolm X, Jerry Falwell, Bear Grylls, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Rosie O'Donnell, and the offensive line of the New England Patriots. The Real Doll company is allegedly planning to release a John Merrick doll complete with hood; it is safe to say that it will supplant "Charlie" as the best seller.

Ben: Hey Tom, with that three pounds of deli meat covering your body you kinda resemble John Merrick...
Tom: Really...that's unreal...I gotta go find a mirror to masturbate to while making sucking noises.

by Frank "ND" Giuffrida March 25, 2008

meriden

A magical place where unicorns and idiots live. A city run by liars in office who spend money like it grows on trees. A place with unpaved roads for months. Drugs can be had at any street corner. The mayor likes to ski himself. His singing is so bad you'll want to end your life when you hear it. The city is also full of degenerates and hoes. If your shit ain't locked down it'll be stolen or some other guy will be in your girl. Oh yes the police chief is the biggest slumlord in the whole town.

Meriden is a shit hole town with high taxes and shitty police

by keepinitreal79 August 22, 2017

Merrick Garb

Democratic Jew. See jewster.

Look at Merrick Garb, lobbying for those democratic fools again.

by On 24's March 29, 2005

Meriden

The is what it is; the dirty den; shithole; place known for its homeless people, countless rape vans, and the daffodil festival.

Meriden doesn't deserve an example.

by lilmama123 September 26, 2008

merriam-webster.com

The awesomest website ever, both for its unparalleled collection of English words and its all-purpose audio pronunciations.

1. I wonder what "agglutinative" means...*click click*...aha! Now I know and shall forever treasure the knowledge.

2. Fun-loving wordophile: Heheheh...hey dude, check this out...

Dude: What is it?

Fun-loving wordophile: Listen...*click* -you- *click* -are- *click* -a- *click* -dick- *click* -wad-

Dude: Holy shit, that's brilliant.

Fun-loving wordophile: I know, I love merriam-webster.com. There's nothing quite like perverting helpful knowledge for the purpose of juvenile diversion!

Dude: Wow. You need to get off there, Mr. Wordy Pants.

by Kayl June 13, 2008