Mercedes Money

Expensive like a Mercedes Benz car.

Going there cost Mercedes Money!

by I, Wreckerrr May 1, 2021

Mercedes

A unique name for a girl who is very loyal, pretty, emotional, and maybe a little shy at times but don't be fooled she has one of the best relashions with everyone

Wow Mercedes is an amazing girl
(Friend) I know don't tell her I have a crush on her
(Me) me to

by FireGold6026789 March 1, 2018

UD merch!

You really got so bored you searched it up.

Sigh… I’m so bored and this stupid AD is here all the time I’ll just search up “UD merch!”

by Emi1iooo October 26, 2022

Merch

Chicago slang meaning to put it on something, or to be able to provide factual evidence that something is what you're claiming it to be.

Merch they sell Jordan’s on Walmart website!

Or

She started that beef and I can merch it

by Tikibomb October 24, 2018

merch table

The table at concerts or events where you can purchase T-shirts, albums, buttons, stickers, or other various merchandise.

I'm going to check out the merch table before their set to see if they're selling their new album.

Did you see the rad buttons for sale at the merch table?

by Greg Boose June 20, 2006

Hands off the merchandise!

Hands off the merchandise!

A protest/order uttered by one of either gender when someone else (usually of the opposite gender) wants to indulge in a little touchy-feely, but he’s not in the mood.

Weary girl (pushing her guy's "exploring" hand away from her boobs): Hey! Hands off the merchandise! I wanna go to sleep now!

by QuacksO November 28, 2011

Merch

Chicago slang for prove or put on something

Girl 1:”a whole group of bitches just tried to jump me”!
Girl 2:”MERCH!
Girl 1:on my mama they did!

Boy 1:me and my girl just fucked
Boy 2:MERCH
Boy 1:I can prove it I recorded it

Boy 2:omg lemme see

So now u know both definitions one is proving and one is putting it on something hopefully u get the point😂

by DiamondGiselle April 21, 2019