memepause

Memepause is the polar opposite of female's menopause. Instead of losing the ability to give birth to a new life, memepause is a transformation of one's meme taste into a more danker version of its previous self. Memepause gives its bearer ability to give birth to new dank memes.

F: I feel so depressed and weak lately, I think I'm going through a menopause.
M: Sucks for you, I think I'm gonna go for a 5 min *fucks up typing* memepause.
M: FUCK! What a word! Alright, new word. Hoes go through a menopause, true Bros go for memepauses!

by 69dankmemer420x October 12, 2020

meninpause

a phenomenon that occurs when men stop what they're doing when their woman acts menopausal

His meninpause has gotten worse over the course of their marriage: now, he curls into a ball when his wife screams at him monthly.

by Doos Jarus December 21, 2020

menopause

just one of the many excuses women have to bitch about everything they see

Woman: "GOD DAMMIT! YOU NEVER FUCKING DO ANYTHING FOR ME!!!!!!"
Man: "JESUS CHRIST! THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM!!!!!"
Woman: "Sorry, I'm just going through menopause!"
Man: "So, is that your excuse to be a complete and total bitch for today?"
Woman: "Pretty much!"

by bored15yrold May 28, 2012

menopause

When Yo mama so damn BIPOLAR\

Or is A Bitchy 99% of the time

and or a black Devil

When Yo mama threatens to wake yo tail up wit a belt and then in 2 seconds flat transitions into singin "open the eyes of my heart" ( But your saying in yo mind this Menopause bitch needs to shut the hell up and go get some Prozac)

by WhenIGetmyweave March 6, 2013

mexipause

a condition that occurs when a middle-aged women goes through "the change", and her form of acting out is by hooking up with an illegal immigrent
(usually speaks no/very little english)and begins taking on all stereo typical mexican traits.

what happened to mom? Whats with her lowriding the station wagon, and the circus music dear god my ears are starting to bleed. i think she is exsperiancing mexipause. On the up side Alejandro is a great illicit drug connect, and he is full of passion. aye papi!!

by sharpie face January 24, 2007

Menopause Dramas

A ongoing, seemingly never-ending drama series whose target audience is menopausal women. These series are also largely watched by lazy half-Swiss students with nothing better to do. Coincidentally neither can bare children.

Keighy: Hey is Sam not coming out tonight?
George: No, he just bought the season 5 boxset of Grey's Anatomy.
Keighy: Jeez, he sure does love those menopause dramas.

by Chepsi December 2, 2009

menopause

when you get old, and fat, and you dont get your monthly visitor no more

i know im old and fat and where is my monthly visitor??? am i having a menopause???

by Ali Lambert October 30, 2007