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Menstrual Meltdown

The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.

"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."

Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.

It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
by Real World February 8, 2008
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memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.
I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.
by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007
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Menstrually Retarded

A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."

"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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PMS (Police Menstrual Syndrome)

The period at the end of the month when police act like bastards and give more tickets to fill their quotas. If you come across a female in this situation, you're totally fucked.
Dan: "Dude I'm drivin to Florida tomorrow."
Tim: "Ya well watch out for cops with PMS, it's the 31st."
by Willy March 21, 2005
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metasexual

The word metasexual is based upon the premise that the physical body, the physical world, and the physical act of sex are illusions. This word refers to the hidden fields of sexuality that are above and beyond the physicality of sexual nature and activity. The coming together and co-mingling of two energetic magnetic bodies for the purpose of metasexual activity will inherently be perceived in the physical world only as a physical act or random spontaneous movements, increased breathing, random vocalization and intonation. However, the two energetic fields that involved in the experience of this connection will perceive it as something spiritual, emotional, physical, and utterly life changing. These individuals will no longer be satisfied with sex purely on a physical level, as their consciousness is transformed and awakened to something higher and deeper both within themselves and the core of humanity. These individuals will make better choices concerning potential partners, and will change their behaviors effortlessly to ones that are more conducive to peaceful and loving relationships.
"Metasexuality transformed the core of my being."

"Two metasexuals came together to transform and awaken."

"My sexual life took a turn when I began to perceive a metalsexual life."
by Dr. Kristopher February 26, 2008
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Menstrual Patient

A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
by Turdy Barrelnuts April 21, 2010
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Mesexual

Where you have just given up with all genders and all sexualitys and people in general. And mesexual is where you love yourself and nobody but yourself
I am Mesexual
by Alice in my wonderland July 13, 2021
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