Menopause

When a woman needs a break from men.

Friend "you should go on a date with jeff"
Friend 2 "Nah I'm on a menopause"

by Skell ington August 24, 2021

Menopause

Nature’s birth control

Guy 1: My wife reached menopause

Guy 2: ahh, nature’s birth control. Enjoy.

by Aksh1932 November 19, 2021

Menopause

the period in which men have to pause for sex. specially from their significant order

Why did men pause from having sex with me? is it because im having my menopause?

by ComfortableAir April 17, 2022

menopause

the time in life of when to take a pause on men

She noticed they were being jerks, and she realized it was time for menopause.

by PDUB MIA November 9, 2022

menopause

Synonym for 'oh okay' in Northern England.

'I'm going out later tonight to eat with friends'
'Menopause'

by anonymous786x March 5, 2023

Menoporsche

The male version of menopause.

“I saw Derek the other day driving a convertible with his trophy wife, wearing a Nike tech. Midlife crisis?”
“Yeah, he’s going through Menoporsche.”

by kimstagram7075 June 18, 2024

Menopaused

When you have went through menopause.

Woman #1: Why does she seem different now?
Woman #2 I think she got menopaused.

by Unk0wn_Dr0ne March 6, 2025