mentard

A person who has difficulty grasping simple concepts that is being mentored by a mentorer

Sally is a scholar, Jimmy wants to be a scholar but he is a bit slow at understanding scholarly concepts. Jimmy is Sally's mentard.

by Soitenlysue June 10, 2009

metarded

when you're sexy and you know it

jeremy is so metarded, he wears a shirt that says kiss my metal

by Fix_xer August 12, 2018

Meltard

An alternate name for a retard. More friendly and accepting. They won’t be able to tell the difference, they’re retarded.

My cousin had Down Syndrome. We refer to him as Meltarded so he stops screeching.

by GuacamoleNiggaToilet February 21, 2019

Mimtarded

The act of going to brunch and getting day drunk off mimosas

Hey Becky you want to go get mimtarded on Sunday at brunch!?

by Daydrunk April 8, 2019

Mertard

A ridiculous attempt at swimming resulting in near drowning.

"You look like a Mertard swimming like that"
"gliding through water as gracefully as a full blown Mertard"

by CB4PEE-OH! July 1, 2019

Metard

Someone who, despite all experience and evidence, believes, a digital world will end all problems and is willing to give all of his energy and money to start a new virtual life, following nothing but yet again another over-hyped product.

How are you, Peter? Peter? Are you there?
- Sorry, I haven't seen him for days, he is in his room with is goggles nad headphones on, meeting some people I don't know. Hope he will go to work again soon. He's such a Metard.

by tmkdoom February 17, 2022

Mewtard

One who Mew's excessively

Zach is such a mewtard, he's not fooling anyone!

by Mewtard1 January 31, 2024