Whomping Melvin

verb. When you take a long hard shit, freeze it, shove it into your girlfriend's vagina while she is on her period, remove it, ejaculate on it, then freeze it again. Remove this period blood cum covered shit from the freezer and serve it for dinner to your in-laws at the next holiday dinner, preferably Christmas dinner.

I don't think I left a good impression on my girlfriends parents when I did the Whomping Melvin

by Erock182 August 5, 2009

eric melvin

Extremely sexy punk rocker who is best known for playing guitar in the band NOFX.

Wish I could fuck Eric Melvin

by Dude March 10, 2004

Melvincholy

1. Melvinesque acts involving being a Melvin or acting like one.

2. Referring to a noun as melvincholy means it is most likely melvinesque.

What is up with Matt’s melvincholy behavior, he ate all my buffalo chicken salad.

by Melvin Melvinson August 30, 2012

steamy melvin

Rigorous sex act. Requires the male to vomit, deficate, and urinate into a blender. Liquify and microwave for three minutes and proceed to pour (with funnel) into the vagina of a female. The male then has vaginal intercourse with said female, pulls out right before ejaculation, spins around three times on one foot, and proceeds to finish his man-spray into the eyes of the female.

Guy 1 - "Do you remember Brenda from the other night? I totally gave her the 'Steamy Melvin'"

Guy 2 - "....Dude that's fucking gross...."

by FBAC if you DEFC April 10, 2010

Velvet Melvin

Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.

Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.

by the big guy01 November 13, 2011

Melvin

A rare person that jacks off everyday usually have ligma

Melvin’s arm is hugs,girl omg yea Melvin’s friend yea he maturbates daily

by Shgwbaj July 21, 2018

melvin

A wedgie in the front.

Dude, we totally just melvined Death!

by Ithaca June 19, 2005