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Tickling a woman's clitoris with a beard.
Man Calvin's beard was filthy, he must have gave Cindy a Velvet Melvin.
by the big guy01 November 12, 2011
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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A velvet melvin is blowjob given by a toothless meth whore. If you're lucky, said meth whore will have bleeding puss filled herpes sores in her mouth.
"ay bro, im stopping to get velvet melvin. brb
by dickslop January 25, 2012
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