penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis

penis meat man of pie

by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010

Meatmax

1. the maxium you can beat your meat

2. the maximum growth of ones penis

Robert reached his meatmax today.

by Orgasm-Wood-Chipper October 16, 2006

meatmail

When a man emails a picture of his meat & potatoes to an unsuspecting victim.

Paul was bored at work so he sent Carley a Meatmail.

by TheK May 9, 2014

Matman

Matman is a super-hero that is not to be confused with Batman. He hangs around with his side kick Robbem. Together, they are an elite fighting force that protects the U.S. Constitution and the natural Bill of Rights in New Jersey and the tr-state area.

Some Important Facts:
Origin: Somewhere in New Jersey(exact place must be kept UNKNOWN)
Matman's real identity: UNKNOWN
Robbem's real identity: UNKNOWN
Enemies: Anyone who messes with them
Where they reside: Don't worry about it
Vehicle: Matmobile(Black 2003 Jeep Grand Cherokee Special Edition)

"To the Matcave Matman!!!!"
"Quickly Robbem. To the Matmobile!!!"

by Don't worry about it broski November 2, 2008

meatvangelist

one who encourages the consumption of meat by a person who rarely or never eats meat.

A: Was this an attempt to get me to eat meat?

M: I’m no meatvangelist. You do what you want to do.

by Mike Hillman August 10, 2007

metamangle

verb:
To create new meta that disfigures or defies a game.

Famous Gamer:
Gaming celebrity since Battlefield 2 was the best Shooter on the market. Est 2009.

"Nobody has seen this kind of play style in this game ever. He must be metamangle".

by Metamangle March 28, 2016

Meathane

Meathane; a meat fart comprised of all the red and or white meat protein you gorged on that day/meal.

Hold your nose Don, my meathane is mad ripe today.

by CallumFoster December 18, 2019