meathouse

Adj. To be physically owned by another.

When Chuck Liddel fought Tito Ortiz, Tito got meathoused by Chuck.

Randy Couture meathoused Gonzaga.

If you look at me again your going to get meathoused.

by Warren, the third November 10, 2007

Jersey Meathook

It's simpler than the previous definitions make it out to be.
You take a finger, i don't care which one, stick it in the girl's asshole, curl it like a hook, and just start pulling.
There's no need to get bogged down in the semantics of the where and why's of the pulling. just so long as there's a hooking of the finger and vigorous pulling

Antonyms:
kindness
love
respect

She really enjoyed the forced puckering of her anus on account of the Jersey Meathook

by Spoon29 January 14, 2009

Russian meat hooks

1. Actual meat hooks from Russia

2. Large honkers on a thiccccc Russian Woman

1. Hey we should order RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS for our butcher shop

2. You Nikki you got nice RUSSIAN MEAT HOOKS

by Romoboi May 30, 2019

Meathood

The foreskin of an un-cut penis.

"Hey dude whats taking you so long in the shower?"
"I'm just cleaning my meathood, gimme a second"

by Tucsanrob October 29, 2007

meathouse

a girls ass or a juicy booty.

Whew look at the meathouse on that chick!
Look at the monster meathouse on that mamma!

by maddizzletwentytwizzle November 24, 2007

Alabama Meathook

This happens when you are fuckin your sister in the nostril. After you blow your load, you try to pull out, but your Montgomery monster gets stuck and you prematurely bend it irreparably looking like a meathook.

I was banging my sister Sally in the nose because she wasn't into Ear Sex, but I pulled out sideways after shooting it in her sinuses, and got a NASTY looking Alabama Meathook.

Now I need to straighten it out with a wire or some shit! Fuck!

by Ralph O'Meara January 11, 2009

meathook

1. When copping a feel. Similar to a reacharound.

2. A slutty person. Someone that will take anything.

3. Putting your finger in either a vagina or ass.

Def. 1. "My date walked me to my car and totally tried to meathook me."

Def. 2. "That meathook was kissing 4 different people just tonight..."

Def. 3. "I got meathooked in bed last night. I can't say I minded."

by ogrck September 23, 2011