Clit Measuring

The equivalent of Dick Measuring done by overly testosterone producing femoids (commonly known as a feminist) usually with the intent to demonstrate how men are "obnoxious" by being even more so.

Gloria: What a lovely day ... I bet public indecency in the park under the pretext of "#metoo" would ruin it for the families in the park.

Amelia as she whips out her sad saggy tits: Guess what Gloria, I have beaten you to it. BTW check out my clit, it's way bigger than yours.

Gloria: You got it, let's do some clit measuring.

by selfimportantsht December 01, 2020

drastic measure

An extreme act that anyone can perform, pertaining to any situation.

Any and all of us here are capable of taking a drastic measure.

by PineappleJuice February 26, 2015

For good measure

In addition to something that has already been done.

I made Becky cum again for good measure since I was leaving for a business trip.

by cpetkunas December 25, 2019

Foley Measure

1) A drink in a pint glass which consists of half a pint of spirits and half a pint of mixer (possibly counting cider as a mixer).

2) A measure of how far in a woman's G-spot is.

1) "Woah, that tank over there has got a Foley Measure!"
2) "GINA'S G-SPOT is 8 INCHES IN!"

by tudor h March 26, 2011

dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by oracle October 05, 2004

Draconian measures

Another way of saying reptilians are measuring people's patience and tolerance for their bullshit social experiment.

The Draconian measures were in effect.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2021

The Bap Measure

I wish I knew

“Starting from the Bap measure”
“Ohhhhh right ok”

by antique_04 December 03, 2022