Nik Caner-medley

The sexiest basketball player ever, with the exception of Juan Dixon who is just better than him (sorry Nik); see "hott" and "sexy"

I want to have sex like rabbits with Nik Caner-Medley.

by bagelmoo January 25, 2004

nik caner-medley

hot as hell. point blank

Nik Caner-Medley is hot as hell

by Jessica February 6, 2004

nik caner-medley

the damn fine maryland balla who gets props for both his skills and his looks; a reason for non-basketball fans to become fans... nik i Love you !!

her ultimate goal in life is to lose her virginity to nik caner-medley

by kayley January 22, 2004

A Vegetable Medley

Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!

When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley

by gjkgmc008 September 20, 2009

mealy apple

a person of romantic interest with a pleasant outward appearance yet inwardly someone you can't move away from fast enough

Last night I went out with that hot guy from Nordstrom and was he a mealy apple.

by josie voe February 8, 2008

maley

An adjective used to describe a girl who is very masculine-looking. She may be so unfortunate that it is common for her to be mistaken for a post-op tranny.

It is even more hilarious/suitable when applied to 'girls' named Hailey.

Girl 1: Yuck do you see that blonde girl? She's completely maley.
Girl 2: That shit is rough! Her heavy, cleft chin sure doesn't help.
Girl 1: She looks like your ex-boyfriend in a bad wig.
Girl 2: She probably has a bigger penis.

by Jersey2013 October 11, 2008

Mealergasm

When a girl you meet is so gorgeous that you almost have an orgasm on the spot

Wow man did you see that girl?, wow I almost had a Mealergasm on the spot!

by Scott Dunford November 20, 2007