jizzy mcquire

A masterbation technique that alows one to use his previous load as lubricant for his second jerk.

After catching his mess in his right hand, Zach used his lil swimmers as lubricant in his second jerk, which was the infamous jizzy mcquire.

by mikesegy September 26, 2008

patrick mcguinness

A brilliant British comedian who co-wrote and appeared in Max and Paddy's Road to Nowhere and also had starring roles in Phoenix Nights and That Peter Kay Thing.

"Is he chinese?" "No I only had' yellow crayon"

"And I'll do your dentist a favour and knock them bastards out"

by Drinkup July 19, 2005

moquin

1) To shit yourself in public, and not just a little shit, but an I just shit down the back of my legs and my socks are now soggy!

2) To get Moquined
To be asked to leave something. i.e. school, work, or party. To be dismissed against your own will.

3) Any new comer to a team or group of friends. They have no respect from fellow group members.

1) I thought i was going to fart, but i Moquined.

2) The university sent me a letter and Moquined me right outta school

3) Hey, you see that new fag trying out for the team?

Yeah what a fucking Moquin.

by C Bone & Tha Dizzel August 3, 2007

McGuini

Someone of both Italian and Irish descent.

Where's Chad, that McGuini owes me $20.

by Q Money January 14, 2008

Lliam McGuinness

A man built like a fucking mop.

*points at a mop* Lliam McGuinness

by Leo Henreezer September 2, 2021

McQuicky

Cheap, fast, violent oral sex in the bathroom stall of a McDonald's.

Lucy's such a slut! She gave Thomas a McQuicky last Sunday before church.

by l'enfant_jesus April 13, 2014

McGuines

A terrible group of people usually formed together to cause havoc among others. The leader of the group doesn’t know what he is doing. Very confused

Hey look there is the McGuines group let’s go in the opposite direction as them

by Joshua Franks February 2, 2020