manstration

When a man is going through his monthlies

"You are a bitch right now - are you on your manstration?"

by Jeremy W September 25, 2005

Maastricht Syndrome

The Maastricht Sydrome descibes a lasting, location-dependent sexual low which is supposedly caused by external factors such as stress, work overload, lack of potential sex buddies or other turn-off forces linked to the environment. The Maastricht Sydrome is named after a town in Limburg in the Netherlands where it has been experienced by generations of students. Sexual frustration is generally associated with the Maastricht Syndrome.

I only started studying here 3 weeks ago and one can already detect first symptoms of the Maastricht Syndrome!

Don´t worry it´s not about you, it´s the Maastricht Syndrome. Try your luck somewhere else.

The good thing about the Maastricht Syndrome is that I don´t suffer from sexually tranmitted infections!

by gate crasher x October 23, 2011

manstructions

The act of assembling any newly obtained product without the aid of the included instructions. Usually performed by men who feel they don't need mundane advice from a useless piece of paper, this can result in time delays during construction.

Ego Man #1: Nah, we don't need the instructions to assemble this new set of storage shelves - instructions are for lames, dude. We'll use our built in manstructions.

Ego Man #2: Damn strait man, hell yah - lets do it.

~5 hours later~

Ego Man #1: Sh*t we should have used those instructions.

by zyphex November 23, 2007

Manstrual Period

1. The time of the month when a man acts moody and generally pissed off for no apparent reason.

2. A period of moodiness for men similar to that associated with the female menstrual period which often corresponds to his wife or girlfriend's menstrual period.

1. Joe: "Hey Bob!"
Bob:"Screw you!"
Joe: "What's his problem?"
Andy: "Oh hes probly just on his manstrual period."
Joe: "Oh, it's that time of the month."

2. Boss: "I needed those projects done yesterday!"
Worker: "Whoa what's his problem?"
Co-Worker: "His wife's having her period."
Worker: "Oh, so he's having his manstrual period."

by Badtouchr December 9, 2009

maestering

The art of being shady, dishonest or otherwise manipulative for personal gain.

M: "Yo, sorry I ghosted you for a couple months. Can I come over just to chill and watch Game of Thrones with you tonight?"
N: "Nah fam! I can tell you're strait maestering rn. Stay outta my dms!"

by ShoBre August 16, 2017

MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.

Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.

by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007

manstrating

The incidents of irrational, emotional behavior that a male in a commited relationship subjects only their female partner to. Basically, when your boyfriend is being a little bitch for no apparent reason.

"What's wrong, baby?" - Bonquisha
"Nuthin'" - Lil' Rayray
"Everything a'ight?" - Bonquisha
"Just back the f$&# off me, woman, let me be!" - Lil' Rayray
"Damn, baby, it's coo, it's coo, I didn't know you was manstrating!" - Bonquisha

by Ælystea December 19, 2006