Marijn

A Marijn will most likely be a ruggedly handsome man with a strong affection for metal music.
You will find him online constantly, because he likes to talk. A lot.
A Marijn makes for a very good friend, since he is very reliable and will always be there for you in times of need.
Marijns have been known to make jokes about their friends, but when others joke about Marijn's friends he is known to become quite protective.
If you find one, be nice to him and feed him lots of energy-drinks - you will have a faithful friend for life.

I did not know what to do, so I texted Marijn and he came to my rescue within seconds!

Who is that Chippendale?
-Oh, that's Marijn!

by epicmetalmary November 12, 2011

matinee

1. any sex before the evening time, typically when people have sex twice in a day.

2. a ,movie before 6 oclock

1. Ian and I decided to have lunch at home today followed by a pleasuring matinee.

2. We saw the matinee because it was cheaper than the evening prices, plus we can have sex in the theater and no one's there!

by Skank hoe November 11, 2006

Mating cough

A smokers chronic call for sex

Dorthy, a hardcore smoker, chronically coughed at her desk all day.- She did so in hopes that another smoker would hear her mating cough, and give her some Dick. However, her non-smoking co-workers mistaken the sounds as a slow death, so they killed her and the coughing stopped.

by EnderPlease December 13, 2014

Mating press

Mating press is a sexual term where a person drives their penis all the way into you until it’s at the base and keeps pressing into you while pulling you closer to it.

man i wanna be mating pressed by glamrock freddy so bad.
I heard you like mating press :)?

by anonymous February 5, 2022

Martijn

Martijn is a Dutch name, similar to the English name Martin, it's usually a person who's really cool and comes up with the most amazing ideas, which usually works out as well.

I just got a martijn-level idea man!

by beatdude October 8, 2009

soul-mating

v. The act of matching two individuals who are destined to be with one another.

Do you want to go soul-mating?!

by -=[Vi]rus=- February 17, 2005

Matija

1. Makes beautiful babies 2. Tall, and has a nice ass 3. Loyal to friends, and treats them as family (somewhat) 4. Stubborn, aggressive, bad temper, and a little attitude problem. 5. Color Orange is the color of Matija. 6. A pain in the ass, but people still love her. 7. Always willing to fight. 8. Loves the liquor 9. Great in bed.

Wow, you just pulled a Matija

by Booger22 February 3, 2010