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A Marijn will most likely be a ruggedly handsome man with a strong affection for metal music.
You will find him online constantly, because he likes to talk. A lot.
A Marijn makes for a very good friend, since he is very reliable and will always be there for you in times of need.
Marijns have been known to make jokes about their friends, but when others joke about Marijn's friends he is known to become quite protective.
If you find one, be nice to him and feed him lots of energy-drinks - you will have a faithful friend for life.
I did not know what to do, so I texted Marijn and he came to my rescue within seconds!

Who is that Chippendale?
-Oh, that's Marijn!
by epicmetalmary November 12, 2011
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Retard.
Originally a very rare creature living in the nether regions. Hardly seen in daylight, but very active during the night.

Also used as a very bad name for someone
You big f*cking Marijn!
by WS February 01, 2005
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A fat ugly creature, who loves being right. He craves for food while making jokes no one understands. He is a total douchebag. Furtheremore he succeeds at mostly everything and doesn’t hesitate letting everybody know. He either looks like a homeless man or... a drugdealer. Lastly he is a great friend

if he wants to😒
“Did you see that Marijn walking on the street last night?” “Oh my god yeah, he is a total douchebag!”

“Where did you get those weeds?” “From a Marijn.”
by Mello B May 24, 2018
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