masturbate

To sexually pleasure ones self. Masturbate

Oh my god I'm so bored, I may as well masturbate (oh damn I already am)!

by Matt xx April 20, 2006

masturbates furiously

Masturbating at a rate likely to cause friction burn.

Dude, wtf was Crowley doing this morning?

He was in early. He masturbates furiously when nobody is around... I wouldn't use that computer if I were you.

by 4th, disgusted March 6, 2008

masturbate

to rub against your private parts until you cum.

I love to masturbate.i rubbed my pussy hard and imagined riding on top of her hips. licking her breasts and kissing her. I rubbed and rubbed, moaning and sighing. i was so wet and ready to come, masturbating is fun! suddenly my friend burst in and saw me. "what are you doing!?" she cried. "Masturbating, and fantasizing about you."i replied. Then she came over and started rubbing my pussy and then i came all over her hands.

by christineee666 December 24, 2007

Masterbile

To sexile your roommate in order to beat off. No contact with another living, breathing organism is actually involved.

God damn't! My roommate masterbiled me again. He should just get a girlfriend.

by white thunda April 12, 2009

Masturbinging

Dedicating a whole day and or weekend to the act of masturbating.

George: "Aye Mike, you wanna chill this weekend?"
Mike: "Naw man, Im gonna have a nice masturbinging this weekend."
George: "Okay man, just dont forget to clean up your mess."

by Rooster Luck December 5, 2010

easy to masturbate to

A comment mainly left on blogs or video sharing websites to indicate a video or blog was good

Cool video. I found it easy to masturbate to

I found this thread easy to masturbate to

by tory borty December 23, 2012

Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"

Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)

by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017