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Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome 

Trauma inflicted on a partner during sex from pressing too hard, or repetitively thrusting your body into your partner's causing injury.
That weird syndrome is a result of years of masturbation where your thrusts are controlled by hand grip and that makes it harder for you to carry on with the same rhythm and strenght in real act sex. Sufferers usually lack sensitivity in their sexual organs and finally succumb to desensitization.
Also: TMS.
-Widower's Syndrome (Widow's Syndrome in women) is the 'mirror-disease' of Traumatic Masturbatory Syndrome: a condition caused by lack of sex/masturbation that mighy lead to impotence.

Another urnio-genital skin condition is cunnily called Onan's trauma: hardened penis skin that lack sensitivity from way too much 'jerking the gherkin'!

masturbation station 

A euphamism for your hands.
Dave has had his arms in casts for well over two months now. I wonder how he copes without being able to use his masturbation stations properly...

Masturbation Station 

A place where males and females masturbate and take turns
After I do my chores I’ll ask I can go to the masturbation station with koen
Masturbation Station by Boobiejams January 23, 2019

Masturbation Station 

Lluvia García, Masturbation Station
I'm watching Porn right now;When Nelson Was Fucking Me!

Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October 

When you want to nut in November so you do this.
Fuck No Nut November! Obsessive-Masturbation Syndrome is Real October it is!

Masturbatory System

The area of your body that you can masturbate with like your penis or vagina
When I jerk off I touch my masturbatory system