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by Abominatiogus February 1, 2022

Masterbirginity

1. Masturbation virginity. To have never masturbated. To have maintained a state of non-masturbation since birth. Once one masturbates (for the 1st time), he/she is no longer a virgin of masturbating, and is said to have lost his/her masterbirginity. Once one masturbates he/she will quickly become a master at it, thus it is spelled m-a-s-t-E-r (instead of m-a-s-t-u-r).

2. An alternate meaning and perhaps the more common understanding of masterbirginity has been assumed by the initial misunderstanding of the spelling of masterbirginity. Before a live performance at an annual swedish heart health benefit in 2009, pop artist, Damien Adore and his then girlfriend, Meagan Toulouse, discussed masterbirginity during a Band Crush tm interview. His girlfriend thought that to lose one's masterbirginity represented the first time one had sex in a master-bed or the first time one experienced anything for the first time in a master-bed or master-bedroom. The interview clip is cut short before Damien can finish telling a story about the 1st time he walked-in on his parents having sex.

*Son enters parent's bedroom,
"Hey Dad do you know where i put the..."
*runs away while vomiting profusely.

Older Brother: "Hahahaha lost that masterbirginity, lil squirt? How bad was it? Were mom's poopboobies flopping all over? What was the look on Dad's face? Did you get a boner?"

by Jordan Lane March 19, 2010

Masterpiece

Peniel

Before it’s too late girl you better stop fronting
I’m one in a million, limited edition
No kidding you’ll be wishing you could be my Mrs.
Sooner or later girl you’ll want that position
When I walk up in the club all the girls stare at me
I’m the only thing they see
And the guys wish they were me
Cuz I’m fresh and clean from my head to my feet
I’m the definition of the word masterpiece

by VultureSinVX April 13, 2017

Masterberrying

The act of viewing and sending messages on a Blackberry while holding it underneath a table to hide the act.

1. Man, I was masterberrying like a fiend in that meeting.

2. The boss totally caught me masterberrying last week.

by Mendeleev August 28, 2008

Masterpiss

The opposite of a masterpiece.

Wow, that rushed drawing is a masterpiss.

by FredoriaGaming October 30, 2021

masterbeard

To stimulate or stroke beard hair growing on one's face for personal pleasure.

I can't wait to get home tonight, smoke a joint, throw on Dawson's Creek season 2 and masterbeard until I fall asleep.

by Master Beardo October 21, 2010

masterchief

a dude on the halo series

OMG its masterchief!!! were safe now!!!

by roflcopterasaurus October 14, 2009