Tyler: "what did you do this weekend?"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"
Sam: "Oh, nothing. How about you?"
Tyler: "I was by myself so I decided to masterjackabate. It was like serious masterjackabation."
Sam: "With your llama?"
Tyler: "DUH!"
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I was jerking off to a UFC fight but had a masterbortion when my mother came home and made him plumb a turd out of the toilet.
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a person who was been debating for many years, has learned everything there is to know about debating, and has achieved the title of masterdebater.
friend- "hey, i joined the debat team, and i need some practice."
me- "you don't want none of this, i'm a masterdebater."
friend- "what?"
me- "you don't want none of this, i'm a masterdebater."
friend- "what?"
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