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master of the custodial art

The 'real' name of a janitor.
I am a master of the custodial art.
Or a janitor, if you wanna be a dick about it.
by PaD May 13, 2005
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An insult which does not require you to swear but destroys your opponent. This insult enlightens your opponent about their shortcomings and annoyance to the society.
Sarah - you are ugly
Me - you my friend are a master at the art of buffoonery
by Popo water bottle June 7, 2023
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Doesn't matter had sex

A saying or feeling that you get when you did something wrong that hurt you or other, or you we're suppose to do, but received pleasure in the from of sex.

In the end, you got fucked and nothing else mattered
The movie Avatar:
"Betray the entire human race? Doesn't matter had sex!"

I Just Had Sex(song):
"She kept looking at her watch. Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time. Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist. Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head. Still counts."
by UrbanTroller January 8, 2012
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Don't Matter Go Vols

Used as a non-sequitur in argumentation or conversation. At any point where you don't like the direction of the conversation, this is a good way to bring it to a close. It's a way of saying, regardless of whether I am right or wrong, I stand beside the Tennessee Volunteers through thick and thin! Can also be shortened to DMGV or #DMGV
Teacher: Benjamin Dover, what is the capital of Rhode Island?
Student: Don't Matter Go Vols...Cleveland, maybe.
by michael rotch 37 June 6, 2018
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Master Chief that Ho

This occurs when you take a small ball i.e. tennis ball, baseball, etc. and then you knut all over it, effectively creating a sticky plasma grenade. then you throw it at a bitch
The bitch wasn't putting out so i decided to master chief that ho with my tennis ball
by McLovin1174 January 16, 2008
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it doesn't matter

1) You don't care, or you don't know what to do.

2) When you really do care about something but you don't want to hurt anyone's feelings, or make them mad or something.
Boy: "So where do you want to eat?"
Girl: (really wants to eat at "McDonald's") "It doesn't matter".
Boy: "Alright, LET'S GO TO 'BURGER KING'!!!!"
Girl: (I was hoping that we could go to "McDonald's", but...ah, it's fine)
by kue serabi September 16, 2017
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Master of the Universe

Self proclaimed title of anybody who works on Wall Street and believes their trading/ market making/ whatever makes them feel like God.
I'm an investment banker and therefore I'm a master of the Universe - meaning I own you. Now pour me a drink
by Mr Razzle June 4, 2013
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