Maxsexual

These people have usernames starting with the word "Float". They stink of fish all the time, aren't attractive, and give off really bad vibes. This person also follows the religion of the flying spaghetti monster while considering every popcorn they create as an individual god. When the popcorn is yellow, they call it a female. When it is plain white, they call it a male. When it is dipped, they call it their "true love". It is very strange to have this sexuality, which is why people are most likely a stranger to other friend groups & will get called out if they follow this sexuality & is NOT a part of the LGBTQ+ community. Oh Oh, and they wear meatballs on their head as a sign.

Person 1: Hey, everyone! Please list your sexualities to initiate the process.

Person 2: I'm bisexual.

Person 1: Okay you pass. You may go see heaven. What about the guy with meatballs on his head?

Person 3: I'm Maxsexual.

*everyone gasps.*

Person 1 & everyone else repeat a trance to let an earthworm eat person 3.

by hipeepsrandompeephere November 15, 2020

myasexual

Being only sexually attracted to mya. You think everything that has to do with mya is sexy.

Guys, I think I’m myasexual!!!

by myasexual September 5, 2021

mcsexual

one that is sexual for mcdonalds

Guy ; so what is your sexuality?

Girl ; im mcsexual.. :)

Guy ; what is that??

Girl ; sexually aroused for mcdonalds

by John Seena December 1, 2015

misexual

to love one's self.
can not be straight, gay or bisexual.

Liz Woofter is a misexual.

by ALlocomotion2 May 21, 2009

Mapsexual

Pedophiles who're tryna fit in, they cannot and can never fit in with the LGBTQ community, essentially, people with mental sickness.

Person 1: "Dude, heard of those mapsexuals?"
Person 2: "Yeah, they're fucking disgusting."
Person 1: "I highly agree."

by TheRandomGuyOnline December 28, 2022

Ho Mosexual

A woman who relentlessly pursues gay men with the hopes of getting them to "Change Teams".

Look at the way Jane is rubbing all up on John over there trying to get with him. I guess him kissing dudes all night made her think he wasnt a poof. Shes such a Ho Mosexual

by JEFF BEAM October 25, 2012

Mansexual

Adjective; when men perform activites together that inspire competition, entirely ruled by testosterone.

I asked John if he was coming over, but he's out with his friends doing something mansexual.

by semperjim January 30, 2009