Soggy Martini

The act of getting a group of men and jerking off into a condom, and the last one to finish must then shit into the condom and drink it.

Dude John, Jim, Bob, and I had a Soggy Martini sesh the other day and Jim lost!

by Cowboy98 July 5, 2012

Trashy Martini

Take a shot of Vermouth and chase with an olive. It's kind of like a normal martini but you get drunk much faster

Emily was a firefighter so halloween and wanted to get trashed fast but still remain somewhat classy so she had trashy martini's

by drunkfirefighter October 30, 2012

Milfs and Martinis

Going to your local cru bar on a Saturday nights, picking up some hot as fuck mums (milfs) and then complimenting them with some nice martinis.

"Bro I'm fucked and down at the cru bar getting some milfs and martinis"

by Man don't give no fucks June 3, 2018

Martinique

While frequently thought to refer to an island in the eastern Caribbean, Martinique can also refer to that special type of lady in one's life whose kick-assedness, sexiness, and sense of humor put all other women to shame. She is a molotov cocktail of verve and elan, with just a hint of swagger. She is also reputed to be a tiger in the sack.

Man 1: You see that supersexyfly girl over there?

Man 2: She's totally Martinique.

by Dr. Octogynecologist February 3, 2010

marvinism

Marvinism is a religion founded as of the late 2017 era. Followers of Marvinism are called Marvinists, and belong in The Holy Marvinity. Marvinists follow their God, Marvin. He is, surprisingly, a fish. This usually throws people off, but a philosophy of Marvinists is to never judge a book by it’s cover. Moving forward, Marvin is a tall, pale and warm yellow fish with dark fuchsia or purple stripes in his fins. He also has off-white eyes with black pupils.

"I believe in Marvinism!"

by jakepauler67 November 24, 2018

Marwinism

Marwinism is a guideline to life. It is based on the teachings of Marwin, the Mesiah. He his not seen as a God or anything, but as a figure of influence. Marwinism is about living life to it's fullest, sex, video games, and sports. It is pretty much the regular guideline of an average male. You may even be practicing it and not realizing it! Join on Facebook or Myspace today!!

"I'm so glad i believe in Marwin! Thanks to Marwinism, my life is now complete!!!"

by Karazy_Brian June 27, 2009

Diablo Martini

A form of the drink Martini. Called Diablo Martini cause it gives you a devil of a good time.

"You having a good time?" "I'm having a diablo martini... dig it"

by Maul May 6, 2005