Mrs. Martino's APES Class

The highlight of every purple day, when Tyler and Meena hustle to class in an attempt to beat the UMHS Flash. Dan's huge ego, Logan's blunt sarcasm, and others' comments combine to make delicious drama stew. And don't forget a side of ... roast beef! Another perk is that you get to see Dan yell at his classmates for being off task, LIVE! When everyone is not roasting each other, the class acts as one happy family. Mrs. Martino is a great teacher, and she thinks amazingly of her students.

Dan beats everyone to Mrs. Martino's APES class every day.

by When the impostor is sus March 22, 2022

martinophobia

-noun- The fear of people named Martin.

"Why are you all scared of me?" asked Martin, "Do you have martinophobia?"

by theAlien July 1, 2009

martino

M-are-t-EE-no:
the act of incorporating a scientific term/notion into an everyday conversation.

Guy 1: "Bruh- I bet the Earth makes fun of the other planets for not having any life."
Guy 2: "uhh..."
Guy 1: "#Martino."

by butyoureugly June 18, 2014

Martino Dutchboy

A man named Martino of the Dutch nationality who thoroughly enjoys to be donkey punched while screaming "mMmMm yahhh" and orgasming simultaneously with the 3 Dutch Dykes.

I eat Martino Dutchboy for lunch.

by antonius April 9, 2003

martino somma

The art of crawling on your opponent(s) in hand-to-hand combat.

Wow, this kids a real Martino Somma

by Jamesius, King of the Tractors June 20, 2017

Martino Dutchboy

One who enjoys licking the crevaces of the foreskin

I gave Martino Dutchboy a big fat Donkey Punch.

by Big Ball Sally April 9, 2003

Martinocracy

The term used to identify the ruling of Principal Michael Martin. Usually involves lies, bullying of teachers and students, and constant rambling on announcements with the use of the phrase, "book bag and all." First referenced publicly on the Lil Su song, "No Sleep (Back To School remix)."

Dude I can't wait to go to college, so I can escape the Martinocracy.

Damn bro, I wish there was someone who would step up and overthrow the Martinocracy.

Haha, that rule is just another joke from the folks of the Martinocracy.

Wow a dollar fifty for one diet powerade, just another way for the Martinocracy to take our money.

by CO2012Oxford May 29, 2012